House: "Hmm. You didn't use garlic. You didn't use it last night either. We always use garlic on chicken florentine."

Wilson: "It tastes fine this way."

House: "You seem to be losing your sense of smell."

Wilson: "I think you're losing your sense of mind."

House: "Check right now if you pull my finger."

House picks up the TV remote and Wilson grabs it back.

Wilson: "Are you inventing some big medical mystery here, 'cause if you're imagining things again..."

House: "You weren't wearing shoes last night either."

Wilson sighs. "Yes. Shoes. Garlic." (Deeper voice) "'I am vampire, Sookie.'"



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