Да уж, у тебя денёк потяжелее будет....Хотя и не так физически напрягаться как у меня , да и коллектив получше будет, хоть и подъебывают, но прикольно...
Как-нибудь подробней тебе опишу...музы нету...Ленивый я .. ты меня надоумила свой денёк описать, а то совсем забросил свои дневники,если это можно так назвать...Вспомнил недавно, что и я когда вёл на этом сайте дневник, только очень-очень давно.
Артёмка Опарыш

Embittered manifesto of the proletariat.

Today's weather so fucking, povylazil people on the street, and I stomp on rabotu.Zahozhu, immediately catches the eye preprotivny orange, all the walls, the form of workers, trays, everything in this tsvete.Moya girlfriend, who has an allergy to citrus fruits, starts from him itch. In the back - the promised "friendly staff" meet me frowning brows and carelessly throwing-Why are you late? "And want to answer, they say, were better things to do, gazed at the sun, but I tushuyus and mumbled something like" no time ".
, Received a reprimand from his superiors ever! Dressing! Fast! Administrator flies on Bar. I am with the agility of an acrobat pulling on his hat, baggy red trousers, shirt, tidy volosy.V such a suit does not have to rely on chaevye.Iz corridor already someone yells:
-Come on! What do you retard!
I ran out into the hall and, as a restless, stop the motion in the middle of the bar.
-Check the toilet!-Threatening looks at me with an instructor. I ran to the cabin, carefully scrape away the seat from stsuley, wiping the floor and a back bar
Tam clean?-Again they are attacking me instructor
Aga ...
"And if I check?
-Light on the sink, and fast!
Around all the rush, melteshat orange robes, rattles dishes, I get to load the dishwasher, his hands flashed with lightning speed, I notice that quite stop to think, just watch the hands, interesting, loading machine in its effect is similar to the psychedelic. Even a little bit and I'll go to nirvana, but there appears to sink administrator, spurn me set trays, she begins to conjure the machine.
-Faster, faster, faster! "Perfecting", she cries in working ekstaze.Mne think she was going to end up on dishwasher.
-Light, dishes in the hall!, With the intonation of "Fido, take!. In the doorway stands a spiteful instruktor.Eta girl for a couple of years older than me, she is cool got this job, and I just feel joy that comes from her when she manages to yell or to send man to wash the toilet. Recently, when something happened to the cash register, she heartily threw shovels for a pancake makers almost in the guest and ran into podsobku.Nervnaya.Ya too nervous.
Drifting from the room to the sink, loaded all podnosami.Lyudey arrives, the administrator shouting "faster!" louder, I feel the SC on the back running with sweat.
-Prver toilet!
Aga ...
Scatter-pancakes!
Aga ...
My glasses were broken, so I'm five minutes darting around the room with a plate, trying to spy out the desired nomer.Vozvraschayus at a bar:
-An, I do not see anything, can you show me where this number?
-Look for itself.
Then, your mother, the guest turns out to be near the cash ...
-Now go to the other point, you bring 20 liters of test.
-How much?
Nuu-if will be difficult (but unobtrusive view it is clear that hard for me not to be byt.prosto should not), you can go for 2 times ...
So, we master the profession porter. In the other cafe I get paid hefty 4 bottles, guests who choke around pancakes, gleefully watching my changing face when I have assumed sumku.Segodnya eats you, and work ya.Ya cute smile bitches at the next table who were looking very absolutely disgusting and I wish them mentally vsratsya and choke. In the cafe I met the instructor
"You worked four o'clock, you can take a pancake and break 10 minutes!
We are Dan, the same fellow, sit down at the table
-Your mother ...- impassively vydahayu me.
-Ebanyyvrot ...- agrees with me Den.
Then again, a toilet and sink, and cries, and trays, and three campaigns at a bar with the same pancake, because it is not watered sauce, then poured, but malo.Stoyu have pancake makers, hands shaking, trying to convince himself: "You Orzesze his cook, can, can, can, it is easy, cannot, cannot, cannot, I'm back on moykeopyat pucker face the administrator with the eternal question in his eyes" well, what do you TUPISH? ".
Finally, 11.dver the cafe closes. We Dan draim floor, the whole fucking floor in the fuckin 'coffee, wipe windowsills, rake debris from the drains on the floor, clean the toilet is a favorite with me, hello, toilet, at least in the booth did not hear the scream admins ... Instructor Administrator and go to smoke, I again and again will ship the machine, scrape down the dough Den of pancake makers. Once again convinced of the effectiveness of the mat: when the "fucking that you tupish, wash reechki, how? Pick up, gather them, put your, fucking in the dishwasher and wash your" answer "but I do not know what reechki ..., "You sent a look of conviction that knowledge of what reechki, imbibed with mother's milk, but when you loudly and clearly say" I fucking fuck THAT, WHAT REECHKI ?!!", face admin appears certain semblance of respect.
-Come on, well, you and the brakes are going to spend the night! Already-screaming, thumping in his screams instructor. I was at it going to take bags with rubbish and exit through the service go down the slippery hill to musorke.Sleduyuschaya Party debris has kindly put to this hill as an instructor, I can not forbear enchanting rolled straight at him.
-Light, I am there you are in the middle of the road package is left! No! Instructor closes the door. Package I, of course, leave to stand forlornly on the road and whip domoy.Po road noticed the sign "Bank of Russia", I shot in the head, hell, I forgot completely to what I'm country! Then you and friendly staff ", and" free nutrition and, of course, "salary workers in the tea - 17000!. Aga.Rossiya-country vozmozhnostey.S us God!

достойный слог, девушка!