Omegle pure madness.
11-06-2011 01:01
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Вот люблю я Омегл. Беззаветно так, всей душой ^_^ Только здесь могут послать куда подальше, потом спросить про любимого, поэта, потом снова послать, а потом между делом попросить показать причинные места и всё прилагающееся ибо внезапно horny. Алогичная логика такая очаровательная.
И мне искренне не понять тех людей, которые все еще пытаются вести нормальные беседы, начиная с простенького "hi" - этот сайт был создан для ролевых игр! Поэтому, если ты начинаешь разговор с "MOIKEY?" в 4 случаях из 10 тебе ответят "GERARD?", и начнется горячий братский слэш. Ну или позовут Френки и канонно продолжат с любимым Фрерардом. В остальных 6 случаях...да какая разница, это скучные люди, не будем говорить о скучных людях XD
Соответственно по мемам находятся Старкиды, Глики, соратники по прочим объектам фангерлинга и, разумеется, собратья-недекваты. Ох, поле такого веришь, что ты не один такой на планете не в себе в вытянутом свитере мимо адекватности шагал и в другую сторону смотрел.
Stranger: hiii
You: hey)
Stranger: how are you?
You: i feel like angry sarcastic llama
Stranger: OMG me too!
You: where have you been all my life? :DDDD
Stranger: I dont know!!! :'( ive been an agry sarcastic satanic llama since i was a baby
Stranger: *angry
You: likewise, my friend, likewise
You: and this world is cruel for angry sarcastic llamas
Stranger: no one understands...
You: so i walked this world alone and became more angry and more and more sarcastic
You: and now..
You: here u are :DDD
Stranger: story of my life!
Stranger: everyone just thinks "look how angry and sarcastic that llama is"
Stranger: it makes it worse!
Stranger: but now you're here
You: yeah, will you marry me? :D mo matter who u are, i think we are a perfect match!
You: we will fight this cruel world together!
Stranger: woah this is such a big step for two young llamas...
Stranger: unless...we're twins O.O
You: our sarcasm made us strong and adult enough...um..WHAT? Karl?
Stranger: Yeah this is Karl!! Wait....Jeff?
You: NO WAY
Stranger: AH my long lost llama brother!
You: i thought that evil unicorn killed you!1
Stranger: No i managed to escape!
You: come here, bro! *angry sarcastic llama huuuuugs*
Stranger: ah *angry sarcastic llama huuuugs* the world feel right again!
You: yeah, bro. now we can find that evil unicorn bitch and take our angry sarcastic revenge.
Stranger: haha yeah! he wont know whats coming! we should take out the evil care bears while we're at it!
You: oh, you are so right! i forgot about them. but we'll need all the help we can get. so, let's rule this place again...and make this world angry sarcastic llama's residence! like in good-old times!
Stranger: Ah yes, i remember back then, where dragons could ice skate freely without fear of it melting... i miss that so much
You: And the lepricones running the fields without any troubles, ah, good times
You: but. we need a plan
Stranger: i agree...we should attack the igloos at dusk when the unicorn is having its daily bath
You: the one with pure blood?
Stranger: Exactly! then its pretty obvious what our next move is...
You: totally! to take that bag of fairydust we got from our parents and spread all over the place.
Stranger: Yes! that will melt the ice nicely and then the trees will start to collapse
You: and then we'll use our special secret power
Stranger: Yes, they wont be able to stand our laser eyes!
You: not this one! *but still...yeah, our angry laser eyes will be useful for the evil unicorn serviants*
Stranger: thats true! Oh i completely forgot about our other power!
You: the technique our forefathers tought us..
You: the angry llama sarcasm!
Stranger: OMG im so used to using it daily i didnt class it as a power!
You: how could you! this is our sacred and most powereful skill. and so..we'll shoot that evil unicorn with the DOUBLE ANGRY SARCASTIC LLAMA QUOTE
Stranger: Ahah yes, ive been saving my best angry sarcastic quote for an occasion like this
You: tell me, bro, let the monster rise!
Stranger: i cant or it might kill you...only the evil unicorn must hear it
You: oh, u care about me so, dear Karl. yes, keep it. and finally, FINALLY, we'll make it our way. Can't wait, bro, can't wait.
Stranger: Of course Jeff, you mean to much to me now i know you're alive and we can defeat that unicorn douchebag
You: and you know, if something bad happenes..just maybe..you should know
Stranger: Yes i know...and you shuold too
You: yes, you are the best angry sarcastic llama brother i could ever dream about.
Stranger: Right back aat y
Stranger: *at you
You: Karl, i should go to talk to angry care bears now, but i'll be right back.
Stranger: But the care bears are evil!
Stranger: Just in case...you know....we should meet up next to the swamp of wishes
You: Here i am. They agreed to help, but only if we'll let them to take the horn of the evil unicorn.
Stranger: I think we can allow that
You: oh, Karl, you disappear DD:
Stranger: what? im still here
You: no, i can't see you lovely angry llama face anymore D: it's all his fault! the unicorn knows we met!
Stranger: Well they cant stop us!
You: YES! MY RAGE AND SARCASTIC ANGER ARE UNSTOPABLE! so, dear brother, we'll meet again, don't forget - the end of the rainbow. the left one.
Stranger: EXACTLY! I will see you at the end of the rainbow and we will bathe in the pot of gold coins
You: You read my mind, dude! and this will give us the invisibility to sneak to the unicorn's cove
You: and tell me you will always think of me while we are apart *sobs*
Stranger: I always do and have ever since i escaped!
You: oh, that's soo angrily sarcastic and sweet. 'cos i didn't.
Stranger: What? you didnt think of me
You: *sarcasm :D*
Stranger: Ahh you got me there bro!
You: sure, Karl, got you as always, oh, i missed it soo much!
You: /i've got to goo((/
Stranger: NOOOOOO JEFF I CANT SEE YOU GO
You: BUT KARL IT'S ALL THE UNICORN! HE STILL TRIES TO TEAR US APART! HIS POWER IS JUST TOO STRONG! I CAN'T FIGHT IT ANYMORE
Stranger: WELL THEN GO! BUT I WILL FIGHT THE UNICORN TO GET YOU BACK
You: BUT BE CAREFUL! HIS GRASP IS HUGE AND EVIL HORN IS SO EVIL!
Stranger: I KNOW! BUT IT WILL BE WORHT IT
You: OH, KARL, I LOVE YOU. AND I WILL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING TO FIGTH IN THE NAME OF MY ANGRY SARCASTIC LLAMA LOVE, BRO!
Stranger: SAME HERE. ANGRY SARCASTIC LLAMAS MUST UNITE! I LOVE YOU BRO
You: YES! BUT THIS BATTLE IS LOST! HES WILL IS TOO STRONG. I MUST OBEY
You: *HIS
Stranger: DONT BE A FOOL!
You: BUT I CAN'T FIGHT MY BODY! HE IS CALLING ME! I HATE HIM. HATE HIM WITH ALL MY ANGRY SARCASTIC LLAMA BEING, BUT IT'S OVER
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO
You: *bitter angry sarcastic llama look* i will never say good bye to you, karl
Stranger: But you are by obeying the unicorn!
You: it's not a good bye! it's "we'll see again on the left end of the rainbow to break thi evil bitch down!"
Stranger: ok ok...i can accept that...i will see you then bro :'(
You: oh, grief of griefs( *waves angry sarcastic llama paw*
Stranger: *waves angry sarcastic llama paw and huuuuugs*
You: *huuuugs back* /do you have fb, tmblr, skype, anything? :''DD/
Stranger: i have twitter haha
You: so do i)
Stranger: whats your username??
You: *сенсоред!*
Stranger: i'll add you now then! lol and i'll tweet you something only a bro would know!
You: ook, c u there :D bye, bro, it was sooo awesome
Stranger: woah ok! bye bro! you're the best angry sarcastic llama ever!
You: no, you are! *more angry sarcastic llama hugs*
Вот так и живем. Тяжело иногда, конечно, но справляемся.
Настроение сейчас - А я учусь, правда. Нет, честно. честно нет :D
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обоже тебе попался замечательный собеседник! у меня такое только 3 раза за все время случалось))) в остальное время химическое порно, ибо все хотят чего уж :D
либо извращенцы, извращенцы извращенцы.
а ну и фанатов бибера помню, когда на них был забег и все были джерардами уэями.
интересно сколько у него потом фоловеров прибавилось в твиттере..
Disenchantedhope
11-06-2011-16:25
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Бенджи, тоже иногда заходишь?
SWAG! SWAG! мамочки, припоминаю. Тут еще натолкнулся на фанатов Сумерек, тысячи их! и все, словно мама в детстве недолюбила, агрессивные Т_Т брр
а так: индийцы и извращенцы, ммм, ценим, любим)
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