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Death at a Funeral




Daniel: Who is this?
Undertaker: Pardon me?
Daniel: This is not my father.
 

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Simon: Was there a dog in here just now?
 

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Uncle Alfie: I'm about to shit in my trousers.
 

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Martha: What did you just say?
Troy: I said the Valium you gave to Simon wasn't actually Valium. It's an hallucinogenic concoction. You know, stuff like acid, mescaline, a little ketamine.
Martha: This isn't funny Troy.
Troy: I'm not being funny. Look at him. He's off his tits!
Martha: You absolute little twat! What the hell are you doing leaving this stuff around your flat?
Troy: I didn't know someone was going to take it, did I? I mean who just goes into someone else's flat and takes random pills?
Martha: They were in a Valium bottle!
 

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Daniel: My father was an exceptional man...
 

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Simon: Why are my hands so big?
 

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Simon: Go, go! Join the others!
 

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Martha: Simon.
Simon: Simon.
Martha: Simon!
Simon: Simon.
Martha: Si!
Simon: ...Mon.
 

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Justin: You can't fight what we had together.
Martha: Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey!
 

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Simon: I knew it!
 

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