[320x500]
Geez. Where do I even begin? This week has been crazy busy (we can partly thank the Humphrey/van der Woodsen families for helping with that). It seems like I have been blogging nonstop. But let’s be honest, I don’t care! I welcome the drama with open arms. The more the merrier.

Poor Blair. All she wanted was to be there for Chuck. She even showed up to the reading of Bart’s will. It was the time we were all waiting for. What was Bart going to leave Chuck? Well, surprisingly, he left him 51% of Bass Industries (aka a majority share aka practically the whole thing). Everyone was shocked. Including Chuck. But no one was more shocked than Chuck’s uncle Jack. Bart even left Chuck a letter he wanted Chuck to read. Though, Chuck was skeptical. There must be a catch to all this. Bart couldn’t honestly have faith in Chuck that much. Blair began to read the letter from Bart and it was actually really nice. It stated that Bart’s goal was always to prepare Chuck for taking over the company. Chuck thought this all must be a mistake. Did his father truly trust him and believe in him? Wow.

Chuck started to like the idea of heading Bass Industries. Although, Jack wasn’t so sure that was a good idea. I mean this wasn’t some afterschool job. This was a big deal. But Chuck was certain about taking over and you know no one ever stood in the way of Chuck. With Blair’s help Jack decided to throw Chuck a party. Or rather a brunch to congratulate him on the new gig. Of course, Jack’s intentions were not good. The night before the brunch Jack propositioned Chuck with a bunch of um, what’s the word for those girls? Well, I think you can guess…And as you know, Chuck Bass never turns down girls or a good time. He got wasted. And high. And who knows what else. He totally missed his brunch. Unfortunately for Chuck, Jack had invited board members to the party and they somehow (thanks Jack) found their way to Bart’s old office. Sitting in Bart’s chair was a messed up Chuck. Not exactly what you’d call a future business leader of America. They were in shock and if it were up to them Chuck would be removed as Bass Industries’ leader at once. Uh oh.

When Chuck realized the mistake he made he quickly tried to apologize. But the board members didn’t care. Blair tried to comfort Chuck but that only made him angrier. He told Blair to stop trying to play his wife! Eek. So effing rude!

Meanwhile, Dan was being weird with Serena. While he and Serena were back on, he wasn’t playing the loving boyfriend very well. Instead he was acting shady. So shady that even the Mean Girls picked up on it. They overheard Dan talking on his phone about how he’d been lying to Serena. Jackpot! The Mean Girls quickly alerted me and I put out a hit, or rather a request for more information. We had to get to the bottom of this! Unfortunately, there wasn’t much dirt on Lonely Boy. All we found out was that he ate a tuna fish sandwich for lunch. Totally disgusting, though not enough for a conviction.

But thank God for Nelly Yuki. She was still in the doghouse with the MG’s after last week’s stunt. All she wanted to do was make it up to Penelope, Hazel and Isabel. And she did. In the biggest way possible. Nelly Yuki spotted Dan and Vanessa at Dylan’s Candy Shop. Vanessa was buying sweets for her sweety (throw up). FYI it was Vanessa and Nate’s anniversary (OMG jealous!). Anyway, Dan was reckless and left his cell unattended letting Nelly Yuki able to go in and snatch it. Score!

The MG’s waited. So far Dan Humphrey was a bore. But that all changed when they received the text of a lifetime. Dan must have told Vanessa his big secret while at Dylan’s because she texted him saying: “When R Lily & Rufus back? S needs 2 know about their child. It’s not fair!” OMFG! Well, luckily for the MG’s Blair was so busy with Chuck she didn’t have time to approve their message to me. She had bigger fish to fry. So the Mean Girls sent me the dish and I served it. For all to see.

Everyone was stunned after reading the blast. Serena was speechless. Could this be true? Eric and Jenny were surprised as well. They hadn’t been getting along recently because Eric was annoyed by Jenny’s hanger-on like behavior. Whenever he wanted to spend time alone with Jonathan, Jenny was always there to tag along. Jenny was pissed that all Eric cared about was having a boyfriend. But when this huge revelation came out they realized maybe it’s because they’re sort of like siblings themselves. Makes sense they fight like that.

Serena was distraught. It was one thing to date the son of your mother’s boyfriend but to share a sibling with him too. Now that was way too much for even her. Eric tried to make things better. Sure this all seemed bad but in the scheme of things was it really that awful? Weird? Yes. But relationship ending? Probably not. Serena agreed. She loved Dan and that’s all that mattered. Serena and Eric went over to the Humphreys to see Dan and Jenny. Dan apologized for being sketchy the past few days. He just didn’t know what to do nor did he know what it meant for them as a couple. Serena agreed but she told him all she wanted was to be with him. He wanted the same too. Aw. I think….

All the while, Rufus and Lily were in Boston looking for their son. They had no luck at all. Well that was until their son’s adoptive father finally contacted them. Lily and Rufus met the father and he told them the son, Andrew, had died. It was last year in a sailing accident. So freaking sad. Lily and Rufus were devastated. However, they did, omg this is so gross because it’s parents, reconcile (though that’s not the right word for what they did but it’s all I can stand to write out).

Chuck was livid with Jack. He totally set him up. Chuck could not believe Jack would do this to him. They were all each other had. But it seemed like Jack was upset that his older brother would pass him over for the job as head of Bass Industries. Jack thought he deserved it. Chuck told him he could never have it. It was something his father gave to him. But then Jack reminded Chuck there was a morality clause. If the board thought Chuck acted inappropriate they could remove him and replace him with his legal guardian. Looked like Jack was on his way to the corner office. Chuck was beyond upset. So he went to the one person who he thought would always be there for him: Blair. Unfortunately she was done with him. Chuck calling Blair his wife was the final straw. Why should she try to help Chuck when all he did was try to bring her down? And with that it seemed like Chuck was left with no business and no Blair.

Dan and Serena were determined to make their relationship work. Too bad, Rufus and Lily thought the same thing about their own relationship. They returned home from Boston and found their kids at the Humphrey loft. Whoa. One big happy family, huh? Talk about dysfunctional. Oh! And btw, what was the deal with the adoptive mom and dad? Pretty suspicious stuff, if you ask me. I’m kinda confused and am eagerly waiting to find out what that is all about…

So yeah. This week was crazy. But really what else is new? The whole Dan and Serena thing is so effing odd. I’m wondering if they can make it work while their parents try to make it work too (confusing much?). Here’s hoping? Also, now that C has no one he can trust or turn to what’s he gonna do? We’re kind of scared to see. Oh well, we hear early college acceptance letters are coming out this week. That should add more drama to our already drama filled world.

Xoxo Gossip Girl