An old man was talking to God and asked, ‘how long is a million years to you?’ and God said, ‘like a second to you’. Then the old man asked, ‘how much is a million dollars to you?’ and God said, ‘Like a penny to you’. So the old man asked God, ‘so, do you think you could give me about 10 cents?’ and God said, ‘sure, give me a second.

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