No, no, no guys! I'm perfectly fine. Don't misunderstand me. I see, that living here is a way more comfortable and whatsoever. Wearing sleepwear to school or having your own car in 16 or saying "dude" each couple of words. But I'm damn Russian, and I'll be so stupidly happy to go to my miserable Russian life, which, as you very well know, consists of drinking vodka for breakfast, lunch and dinner under snow in a copany of polar bears every day. And I'll do it with a stupidly happy American smile.

They didn't feel sarcasm at all. I think I do miss Russia.