Действующие лица:
ME - my lovely self
AB - the character, who will be in the history of my blog forever, the only one in the existance... American Boy!
MT - Math Teacher

ME *comes into the classroom, where there goes a meeting connected with homecoming rally; finds the only empty seat, on which there's only some staff*
Does anybody seat here?

AB Oh, no, sorry, it's mine staff.
* puts his staff away*

ME *seats on the chair, listens*

MT So, we have 16 top guys, *names* and 15 top girls, actually, 16, because we have an exchange student from Russia this year...

AB * starts jumping on his seat, looking with wide eyes on everybody around him
Where's she? Where's she?

MT and other kids *look at him as (?) if he was insane*

ME I-i-i-i-it's me...