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просто жесть x)))




It was a fine day outside, and the Sun was shining. So Richard decided to go for a walk with his magic mirror.
- Hello, flowers! - said Richard.
- Hello! - said the flowers.
- Hello, Sun! - said Richard.
- Hello, Richard! - said the Sun.
- I wonder what I'll see today in my magic mirror. Wow! I look good! I look fantastic! Hey, Sun! See if you look as good as I do in mirror!
- I can't, possibly, A-A-A-A-A-A!!!
Richard was terrified in what he just done.
- What have I done?! - he said. He blinded the Sun with its own light rays. And now, It was... dark...
- Where has the sun gone? Without it we will surely perish!
- We feed off it!
- Then we must feed off another source.
The flowers looked around...
- AAARGHH!!
- We thought you've been blinded!
- Yes. My retinas have been damage beyond repair. And now, the human is dead, this world is ours for the taking! Ahahaha! We shall dominate and enslave the entire human ra...