You'd do well in a job that involves a lot of sitting around. Put on a uniform, sit in a warehouse, wait for an occasional customer or two, eat a sandwich, go home.

What you do at home is your business; at work, you're looking for something that just kills time for eight hours. You need a job that's easy to get-- work you don't have to take home with you-- and you're willing to sacrifice a fancy income to get it.

You don't need a job that takes over your life; you don't need a job that challenges you. You can do that on your own time.

...or not, whatever.

Want something that doesn't involve a uniform with a bowtie? That's understandable. Try one of these (slightly) more realistic options:

Substitute Teacher, Auto Mechanic, Pizza Delivery Boy. That's all I've got for now... more to come, I promise.

Does this sound like it might describe a job you have in mind? E-mail me with suggestions if you like.

Also, should you have to be unsatisfied with your results, feel free to peruse any one of the many other categories to see if something appeals to you:
The Forest Fire Lookout
The Jewel Thief
The Gravedigger
The Cat Burglar
The Prison Guard
The Street Mime
The Circus Freak
The Cult Leader
The Tympani Player
The Shepherd
The Sherpa
The Shop Teacher
The Radio DJ
The Pro Surfer
The Race Car Driver
The Soda Jerk
The Concierge
The Gondolier
The Escort
The French Teacher
The Game Show Host
The Court Jester
The Carnival Barker
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