Немного о правительственных заговорах и инопланетянах (судя по контексту смахивают на наших гаишников).

Lessons We Learned From AVP-R

1. If your husband gets attacked by an Alien, get out of the house and forget about him.

2. The National Guard can be in your town in 5 minutes.

3. There are no news or TV reporters in Gunnison to report on the mayhem and destruction.

4. If you run away from the Predator (the cop), you will get slaughtered, but if you fire a machine gun directly at him (Ricky), you will get a free pass.

5. An Army colonel gets to decide whether to nuke a town or not.

6. About 1/3 of the population of Gunnison lives in the sewer.

7. The best place to do it with someone for the first time is in the high school pool.

8. A dead Predator with an Alien inside him has a different size, shape, and color from one movie to the next.

9. The government would never lie to us, wink wink.

10. A person can survive a nasty-looking Alien impaling without too much trouble.

11. A Predator on the hunt for Aliens and to "clean up the mess" can still find the time to skin someone.