Captain H.M. "Howlin' Mad" Murdock

Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, or what?

To Bad Guys who just said they were nuts: No I'm not, no I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.

What can I say? One day I had this Gonzo headache, and before it was over I could speak and read Chinese.

I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train *shouts* Uh, touchdown!

I want you to be my role model, someone I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble.

I had a cat once, but everytime I tried to give him a bath, the fur stuck to my tongue.

I have been kicked out! Caine has been kicked out of the harbour! So pull up the gang planks Mr. Roberts, and tell all the officers to meet me in the ward room!
I Will find civilization Muchacho! I will bring back reinforcements! What on earth will you be doing while I am gone? To Hannibal after they built an Ultra-light (a small flying craft)

Nice drop, Kimosabe

Use your imagination--or you can borrow mine.

Billy always turns purple right before he gets mad. On his invisible dog, Billy

I don't know how he does it, the man is absolutely incredible! A comment about Face when he brought back almost impossible to acquire gear
She's a Beauty Colonel, I'm gonna treat her like the proud lady she is.

I don't wanna be a secret weapon! I want to be an exposed weapon!

White paper, white paper, white paper... To turn invisible
This is the Vicen Leader to the remaining Military forces of Presidente Martien offering you the chance to lay down your weapons, and join the Vicen Troops of San Marcos.

I didn't know ya cared sweetheart. To BA after he told him to take care of himself

Traaaaaashbags! I want traaaaaashbags!

I love the smell of a revolution in the morning. It smells like hushpuppies.

Fly By night, laugh and say, beating up bad guys, makes my day! The Credo of The Fighting nighthawk Commandos
Fighting Nighthawks in the sky / Brave and loyal are these guys / Brothers turning wrong to right / Never running from a fight, fight, fight / Fighting Nightingales / Fighting Nightingales / Fighting Nightingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaales! Hey! Theme song of the Fighting Nighthawk Commandos (Murdock and Frankie Santana)
Pardon me Roy, is that the catatonic choo-choo?

What we need is a little distraction. You got an atomic bomb?

God, your sky is so big, my plane is so crummy, please don't let me eat it!
You touch one hair on that girl's head and I won't sleep and I won't eat and I will find you. And when I do I will feed your head to flies. To the bad guys; an unusually dark comment

They control the horizontal, they control the vertical, don't try to adjust.

You'll be next, you'll be next, you'll be next.

(To BA after being accused of crashing the plane) No I didn't; I merely relocated it with extreme prejudice because of a total loss of thrust and lift functions!

Sir, as this is Tuesday, it's my feeling that Wednesday could occur officially as early as tomorrow.

I Gotta tell ya, from up here the local flora and fauna are quite remarkable.

My size? My size is the amount of space I fill up. Thanks for asking.

That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.

I don't suppose you've noticed that I'm wearing gold. You know why? I will tell you why. I got behind the wheel of this van here, and I noticed that she was shimmying a little, pulling to the left. Well it finally hit me: That ugly mudsucker tuned the suspension of this van to compensate for all that gold he was wearing. So I put on a few chains, a few rings, a bracelet and some bricks under the seat, and it worked.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Captain has just turned on the 'No Smoking' and 'Fasten your Seatbelt' sign for taxiing and takeoff. Please make sure that your seats are in the upright and foward position, and that your table trays are secured in front of you. Please sit back and enjoy your flight.
Beware the Dogs of War!

You're talking to me as if I was a dog. (to Face); barks)

(Miming B.A.) "You guys put on a plane you're all dead! You hear me DEAD!"