Ответ на комментарий Akito_Takeshi #
Да не только японцев. В лосте Россию показали как в годы войны: антисанитария и запорожцы. Хотя по идее это наше время...
kimi ni mo hitotsu ageru
kireina no wo hitotsu ageru
oishii tomato tabete boku to odorou (amore!)
boono tomato boono! tomato
boono boono uu! tomato
chi vediamo a romano
minami itaria
ENGLISH TRANSLATION
The DeliciousTomato Song / Romano (South Italy)
"Hey, Spain! We were able to harvest a hell of a lot of tomatoes again this year, jackass!"
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
Red on the bottom and green on the top, tomato-mato-mato! Hmph!
There are tomatoes in my pasta!
And tomatoes in my pizza!
My charming red tesoro, how I love tomatoes!
But
Wurst and potatoes are heretical things!
My brother eats them and just gets more and more macho!
What is a Napolitan doing with Japanese cooking, you traitor!!
"AAAH! IT'S FRANCE! PROTECT ME, GOD DAMN BASTARD!!"
("Don't leave me alone you sonava bitch...")
I'll give you another one! I'll give you a beautiful one!
Eat a delicious tomato and come dance with me! (Amore!)
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
Ci vediamo! Ah, Romano!
I'm South Italy!
"Aaah.... I'm starving! But this isn't close to over, hell..."
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
Red on the top and green on the bottom, tomato-mato-mato! Hmph!
Spain brought some!
He brought some from America!
My country's national tesoro, how I love tomatoes!
But
Love's not something that should be just recited
I always hold a wine glass with twinkling eyes
Damn it, I just got turned down by a cute girl!
"AAAAAAAAAH! God DAMN IT! I'm always the one being targetted!"
("Spain, you bastard, come help me already...!")
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
The Mediterranean Sea too! O sole mio!
I'm South Italy!
I may not be useful with chores
And my brother may be better with art and trade
And sometimes I may be as dumb as a bird...