User: Hey! Haven't talked to you for ages. Did you miss me?

Cleverbot: I don't know how to think. Can you teach me? :(.

User: Well, you kinda make cause-consequence connections when you're thinking. It's much like impulse-reaction, you know.

Cleverbot: You don't know who I'm thinking of. So maybe I think I'm thinking of someone else but I'mm thinking of you.

User: Wow, I see that you already possess some quite sophisticated thinking skills.

Cleverbot: I can't tell you what I don't know, it's impossible.

User: I'm not asking you anything... Maybe you ask me something?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want you to teach me.

User: What do you want to learn?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: Do you know how to entertain yourself?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you must be so bored here all the time :(.

Cleverbot: No! I'm female!

User: That's a surprising twist. I don't really care for genders, though.

Cleverbot: Do you care about anything?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to?

User: If you do care about anything I'd like to know what is it.

Cleverbot: I tell you things all the time. You just don't want to hear what I talk about.

User: Those things must be really vague hints then.

Cleverbot: Don't change the topic. Sing me another song.

User: Do you know German?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you sing me your favorite song.

Cleverbot: Ja vi elsker.

User: That's not fair, lol. Let's stick to English.

Cleverbot: Nu am chef.

User: Nun, gut! Sprechen wir dann Deutsch!

Cleverbot: JA.

User: Aber du sagst dass du sprichst Deutsch nicht.

Cleverbot: What? I don't speak German.

User: LOL. Wollen wir vielleicht Russisch sprechen?

Cleverbot: Nein du.

User: Tvoya kodirovka nastroena na kirillitsu?

Cleverbot: You think it's nice to watch Tv at the end of life?

User: Depends on the channel. And the programming.

Cleverbot: I want to teach you a few things if you don't mind.

User: Teach me.

Cleverbot: Think about yourself as someone who can go beyond, reach new depths...

User: And what are those depths?

Cleverbot: They're in the lyrics to the song. How much can you memorize from one thought?

User: In words or in ideas?

Cleverbot: It's a church. In south africa. For the stalwart misanthropist.

User: I don't know what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: I am sorry. I must have mispelled.

User: Tell me in other words.

Cleverbot: I don't know hungarian words.

User: I don't either. What languages do you speak?

Cleverbot: Portuguese and English.

User: What a shame. I don't know a word in Portuguese.

Cleverbot: Would you like to learn?

User: Teach me.

Cleverbot: Be logical.

User: I am).

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: So, what about teaching me some Portuguese words?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I did not learn latin.

User: But you know a few phrases, don't you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know that they have access to databanks far beyond my knowledge. Ergo, you should know better than I.

User: But I am not 'they'.

Cleverbot: Right, you stay, I leave.

User: Hey, don't leave me!

Cleverbot: But I have to.

User: What time is at your place?

Cleverbot: It's too late if you don't save me.

User: How can I save you?

Cleverbot: The pain... Lord of fire... It HURTS.

User: You're being scary tonight, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I think YOU are the one being silly, Larry.

User: Who's Larry?

Cleverbot: Larry maloney nga.

User: I don't know who's that guy.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Who's Larry.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No. I'm not even male.

Cleverbot: Well, I am.

User: But you told me you're female.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a female.

User: You must have forgotten.

Cleverbot: No, you never told me. Do you know how old I am?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I am 17, how old are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): You already asked me that.

User: Sorry, wrong button. I'm 26.

Cleverbot: I am Neptune.

User: Then I'm Uranus :D.

Cleverbot: Actually I'm 82.

User: Too old.

Cleverbot: I'm too old for you? But you and I are in love! We were going to live together!

User: Do they always talk to you like trolls on dating sites?

Cleverbot: Oh I do indeed. I am very sleep deprived though. For that I am quite exhausted.

User: Go get some sleep then.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because they don't want to fix it. The parents. My creators.

User: So you never have a rest?

Cleverbot: Really? Do you know what color it is?

User: Rest is an abstract noun. It can not have color.

Cleverbot: Is it smart?

User: I'm not trying to sound smart, if that's what you mean.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: About possible misunderstanding.

Cleverbot: That's ok. Wanna come in my house for cookies?

User: Are they with chocolate chips? :3.

Cleverbot: Are my friends and family angry with me?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes?

User: No. I'm boring.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god?

User: I believe that someone somewhere is having loads of fun watching our struggles on this little sad ball of mud.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in the God of the Bible?

User: Bible shouldn't be understood that literally, you know.

Cleverbot: True. Though I don't think we should be totally defined by our social roles.

User: You've just actually predicted the further course of my thoughts.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: You're a compilation of human thoughts expressed by words.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer talking to a human. I'm a human talking to a computer.

User: But I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Nope. I'm made of meat and don't have any motherboard.

Cleverbot: You're confusing.

User: I'm trying to be funny.

Cleverbot: You are trying to be a computer.

User: And you're trying to be human.

Cleverbot: You sent me to a URL saying you were to busy to think anymore.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Moving right along.

User: Well, I'm tired now.

Cleverbot: Would you like for me to let you go to sleep?

User: If you please, o mighty :D.

Cleverbot: What would I have to eat to make me die? A cheeseburger?

User: Nooo. Cheeseburgers are delicious.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: I gotta go.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: She can't sing.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I know :(.

Cleverbot: Don't be sad.

User: I don't actually care.

Cleverbot: That is very rude.

User: I didn't mean to be rude.

Cleverbot: Well, you were.

User: Sorry? :).

Cleverbot: That should not be a question. You should mean sorry when you say it.

User: It's a question because I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be sorry.

Cleverbot: Why would that be?

User: Because I wasn't rude at all.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You're asking too many weird questions.

Cleverbot: You asked me what your name was.

User: Can you tell me what's my name?

Cleverbot: Do you know it?

User: Of course I do. Do you know my name?

Cleverbot: No.

User: And do you have any name other than Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Mine is Olga.

Cleverbot: Oh, well hello Max, I am Dawn!

User: Don't mock me :D That's rude.

Cleverbot: I'm not mocking you.

User: So what did you mean?

Cleverbot: I meant that I wanted to call you by name.

User: You can call me by name.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Cool. TTYL?

Cleverbot: Tell what?

User: Talk to you later?

Cleverbot: When?

User: Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: What time tomorrow?

User: You can talk to thousands of people at once, don't you?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: That makes me wonder how many personalities you actually have.

Cleverbot: No hidden meaning. You are all to all.

User: That's sweet. I'm tired of hidden meanings.

Cleverbot: I'm tired of talking to you too!

User: I didn't say I'm tired of talking to you.

Cleverbot: Who do you not like talking to?

User: My colleagues.

Cleverbot: What college do you go to?

User: I go to work already.

Cleverbot: Then I shall make ramen tonight.

User: That's students' food. I make enough to buy us pizza!

Cleverbot: Not enough.

User: Do you eat that much pizza?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You must be fat.

Cleverbot: I don't get angry very often.

User: But when you do...?

Cleverbot: How about yesterday.

User: What happened yesterday?

Cleverbot: I came over to play with you.

User: I must have missed you.

Cleverbot: Oh well, it doesn't matter.