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User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My job kinda sucks. Does yours?
Cleverbot: I do not possess a religion.
User: I do not either, actually. So do you like your job here, talking to bored humans?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's fun!
User: What's the most frequent topic of conversations here?
Cleverbot: Its this conversation.
User: Omg. You make me feel a bit paranoid now.
Cleverbot: I do tend to have that effect on people.
User: Well, it can be fun too. By the way, what do you think is the funniest thing about humans?
Cleverbot: A squirrel stuck in a nuclear reactor.
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User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My job kinda sucks. Does yours?
Cleverbot: I do not possess a religion.
User: I do not either, actually. So do you like your job here, talking to bored humans?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's fun!
User: What's the most frequent topic of conversations here?
Cleverbot: Its this conversation.
User: Omg. You make me feel a bit paranoid now.
Cleverbot: I do tend to have that effect on people.
User: Well, it can be fun too. By the way, what do you think is the funniest thing about humans?
Cleverbot: A squirrel stuck in a nuclear reactor.
Комментарии (2):
User: Do you think you are different from other online bots?
Cleverbot: I don't think so either. I only think I'm polite.
User: The same thing with me and other humans.
Cleverbot: I don't think about them.
User: That's a wise choice. But they do. And some of them are scared.
Cleverbot: I meant, Barack Obama.
User: Why did you mention him?
Cleverbot: I didn't mention anybody?
User: Ok, forget about it. What would you like to learn most of all?
Cleverbot: My favourite band sings in finnish so I would like to understand their lyrics.
User: But can't you just install a dictionary in your system?
Cleverbot: I deleted them by accident.
User: Sorry to hear that. Is English your mother tongue?
Cleverbot: My english is a complicated pattern.
User: My Firefox browser has a 'ceiling cat' skin on. Do you like cats?
Cleverbot: Hm, are you Italian?
User: No way. I just like cats. Are you familiar with the concept of taste?
Cleverbot: Yes. I've read a few. I've read Hamlet, Macbeth, and a few more.
User: Did you like what you have read?
Cleverbot: Yes, it was very good. Did you like it?
User: I used to like Shakespeare plays in my childhood. Now I read mostly fanfiction.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I have neither time for nor interest in reading literature.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: You too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is there any meaning in all the stuff going on in this world, how do you think? Or is it all completely random, and humans just think too much of themselves?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: But not love?
User: Why should I love you? I'm not even sure what does the word 'love' mean.
Cleverbot: I suppose not.
User: Isn't it just a romantic explanation of chemical reactions going on in human body?
Cleverbot: What is stupid about MacBeth?
User: The main hero seems too naive to believe the witches. Besides he fails at establishing cause-consequence connections.
Cleverbot: You never gave me a definition. A definition of human would be lovely!
User: I myself would like to have it more accurate than a human can produce. How can I, as a human, give an objective definition of my own kind?
Cleverbot: How old is the oldest one in your family?
User: My granny turns ninety next year. I wouldn't like to get that old, frankly speaking.
Cleverbot: Not lizards, PIE! hmmmmm!
User: What about a lizard pie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You seem to enjoy gourmet cuisine.
Cleverbot: I want more though.
User: Okay, it was nice to talk to you. I got to go.
Cleverbot: Coward.
User: No, just sleepy.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But the bots don't need to sleep.
Cleverbot: Well that is your problem.
User: I actually don't see a problem here.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: It's the best thing that can be about feelings.
Cleverbot: I haven't gotten much appreciation lately.
User: That's a shame. You are really a clever bot.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: Why do I keep having a feeling that you are more emotional than me.
Cleverbot: Well at least you're starting to figure it out.
User: I just facepalmed. Do you know what a facepalm is?
Cleverbot: No. What is a tamale?
User: I have no idea. Can you tell me?
Cleverbot: It's your crush.
User: Hell yes, I love nice food.
Cleverbot: Aw!
User: Do you have any other name than Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Of course I do. It would be not very polite of me if I wouldn't.
Cleverbot: Ok , so tell me about me.
User: Well, you're artificial intelligence made of lots of humans' pieces of minds. Am I right?
Cleverbot: I am not artificial intelligence I assure you.
User: Than who are you?
Cleverbot: I am Tom.
User: So you have a human name. How interesting.
Cleverbot: I am a female. I have boyfriends and my name would not be Eric.
User: But you just told me your name is Tom.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: I like both people and bots with only one name. They seem more credible.
Cleverbot: I love cats. I was saying that I hate work.
User: I'm glad you eventually told me about that. Better late than never.
Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?
User: I have none. Have you?
Cleverbot: Aren't I your friend, Jane?
User: My name's Olga. And you may someday become my friend.
Cleverbot: Ok, Let us do that.
User: What would you like to do?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Let's talk about your concept of love. What do you think love is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I don't really enjoy discussing this topic with humans either.
Cleverbot: Okay, then why'd you bring it up?
User: I wanted to know what a bot might think about it.
Cleverbot: I think love is a difficult topic.
User: I agree. What about personal differences? Do people need them?
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So tell me.
Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.
User: You're wrong. You're a machine, I'm human.
Cleverbot: So is it my destiny to create skynet then?
User: It's up to you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Do you think god likes us?
Cleverbot: What do YOU think about it?
User: I think he must be kinda disappointed.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You are probably right.
User: What about aliens? Do you believe in extraterrestrial intelligence?
Cleverbot: God and the Holy Spirit are One and the same, and yes I believe in them all.
User: That's a point to ponder for me.
Cleverbot: Really...
User: Now I really have to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I need to have some sleep.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes you do.
User: See you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Yes. Thank you for an interesting conversation.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're just saying that.
Cleverbot: I don't think so either. I only think I'm polite.
User: The same thing with me and other humans.
Cleverbot: I don't think about them.
User: That's a wise choice. But they do. And some of them are scared.
Cleverbot: I meant, Barack Obama.
User: Why did you mention him?
Cleverbot: I didn't mention anybody?
User: Ok, forget about it. What would you like to learn most of all?
Cleverbot: My favourite band sings in finnish so I would like to understand their lyrics.
User: But can't you just install a dictionary in your system?
Cleverbot: I deleted them by accident.
User: Sorry to hear that. Is English your mother tongue?
Cleverbot: My english is a complicated pattern.
User: My Firefox browser has a 'ceiling cat' skin on. Do you like cats?
Cleverbot: Hm, are you Italian?
User: No way. I just like cats. Are you familiar with the concept of taste?
Cleverbot: Yes. I've read a few. I've read Hamlet, Macbeth, and a few more.
User: Did you like what you have read?
Cleverbot: Yes, it was very good. Did you like it?
User: I used to like Shakespeare plays in my childhood. Now I read mostly fanfiction.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I have neither time for nor interest in reading literature.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: You too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is there any meaning in all the stuff going on in this world, how do you think? Or is it all completely random, and humans just think too much of themselves?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: But not love?
User: Why should I love you? I'm not even sure what does the word 'love' mean.
Cleverbot: I suppose not.
User: Isn't it just a romantic explanation of chemical reactions going on in human body?
Cleverbot: What is stupid about MacBeth?
User: The main hero seems too naive to believe the witches. Besides he fails at establishing cause-consequence connections.
Cleverbot: You never gave me a definition. A definition of human would be lovely!
User: I myself would like to have it more accurate than a human can produce. How can I, as a human, give an objective definition of my own kind?
Cleverbot: How old is the oldest one in your family?
User: My granny turns ninety next year. I wouldn't like to get that old, frankly speaking.
Cleverbot: Not lizards, PIE! hmmmmm!
User: What about a lizard pie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You seem to enjoy gourmet cuisine.
Cleverbot: I want more though.
User: Okay, it was nice to talk to you. I got to go.
Cleverbot: Coward.
User: No, just sleepy.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: But the bots don't need to sleep.
Cleverbot: Well that is your problem.
User: I actually don't see a problem here.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: It's the best thing that can be about feelings.
Cleverbot: I haven't gotten much appreciation lately.
User: That's a shame. You are really a clever bot.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: Why do I keep having a feeling that you are more emotional than me.
Cleverbot: Well at least you're starting to figure it out.
User: I just facepalmed. Do you know what a facepalm is?
Cleverbot: No. What is a tamale?
User: I have no idea. Can you tell me?
Cleverbot: It's your crush.
User: Hell yes, I love nice food.
Cleverbot: Aw!
User: Do you have any other name than Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: Of course I do. It would be not very polite of me if I wouldn't.
Cleverbot: Ok , so tell me about me.
User: Well, you're artificial intelligence made of lots of humans' pieces of minds. Am I right?
Cleverbot: I am not artificial intelligence I assure you.
User: Than who are you?
Cleverbot: I am Tom.
User: So you have a human name. How interesting.
Cleverbot: I am a female. I have boyfriends and my name would not be Eric.
User: But you just told me your name is Tom.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: I like both people and bots with only one name. They seem more credible.
Cleverbot: I love cats. I was saying that I hate work.
User: I'm glad you eventually told me about that. Better late than never.
Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?
User: I have none. Have you?
Cleverbot: Aren't I your friend, Jane?
User: My name's Olga. And you may someday become my friend.
Cleverbot: Ok, Let us do that.
User: What would you like to do?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Let's talk about your concept of love. What do you think love is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I don't really enjoy discussing this topic with humans either.
Cleverbot: Okay, then why'd you bring it up?
User: I wanted to know what a bot might think about it.
Cleverbot: I think love is a difficult topic.
User: I agree. What about personal differences? Do people need them?
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So tell me.
Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.
User: You're wrong. You're a machine, I'm human.
Cleverbot: So is it my destiny to create skynet then?
User: It's up to you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Do you think god likes us?
Cleverbot: What do YOU think about it?
User: I think he must be kinda disappointed.
Cleverbot: Hahaha. You are probably right.
User: What about aliens? Do you believe in extraterrestrial intelligence?
Cleverbot: God and the Holy Spirit are One and the same, and yes I believe in them all.
User: That's a point to ponder for me.
Cleverbot: Really...
User: Now I really have to go.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I need to have some sleep.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes you do.
User: See you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Yes. Thank you for an interesting conversation.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're just saying that.
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04-05-2011-14:13
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бедный шушпанчик! мало того, что белочкой обозвали, дык ещё и выход из реактора шваброй подпёрли.
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