*an english lesson with Simon, discussion about food*
(me): Errr, Excuse me?!! I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air!!
(Simon): It depends on your figure. Eat less, weigh less! My new super-stylish-marvellous slogan!:)
(me): 25% less fat? Yeah. That would be because of the 25% less crisps.
*10 minutes later, working in teams, discussing horrible accidentes happened with us in da cafe*
(1st team): So, sometimes happens, you`re drinking coffee and found there someone`s nail.
(Simon): Oh, yeah, that`s horrible! And, because of it`s weigh, you always find it on the bottom of the cap... And if it is black...
(everybody): Siiiimooooooooon!!!
(Simon): Ok, calm down. So. whazzup wiv u? (to my team)
(me): Oh, once upon a time I`ve bought a pizza, and they didn`t put enough souce to my pepperoni!!!
(Simon, with panic): Oh NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Boys, forget about your nails!!! THEY DIDN`T PUT ENOUGH SOUCE TO PEPPERONI!!!!!!!!!
*1.30 hours later, the lesson ended, everybody`re out of class*
(Simon, to me): Ani, I`m chuffed to bits by your ba-donka-donk!!
(me, with gelasmus): Oooh, thank ya, Simon, nice to hear!:)
(Simon): Nooooo! Don`t tell me you understand this mix of britain and american slang!!!
(me): Sorry, deary, I do. Nice prats too xDDDD
I just think he`s the best english dude-teacher in the whole wide world...