Кто про что, а Мерлин опять про это самое. Вчера у нас с братом зашёл интересный разговор на тему вулканской анатомии, всё снова началось с обсуждения ПМС Спока и пошло-поехало. Поговорили мы про Спока в душе, про Спока в туалете, про споковских женщин и мужчин. А сегодня совершенно случайно я обнаружил статью в тему.
This Vulcan Penis Problem
by Laura Goodwin
I'm going to bounce right off of the ropes and into center ring and just state flat out that I think this "double-ridged" Vulcan penis thing is just plain embarrassing. Something has got to happen, because we can't go on this way.
Let's talk penises for a minute here. Me, I've had lots of experience with human penises, but very limited experience with non-human penises. I'll be blunt: I've only seen non-human penises, I've never actually played with any. I've seen horse dicks, mule dicks, dog dicks... and not up close either. I saw pictures of pig dicks and elephant dicks...never mind what the occasion was. That is the full extent of my experience with extra-hominid phalluses. Honest.
I do fancy that I know a great deal about human genitalia of the male kind, even though I don't personally possess one. I do possess a flotilla of penile facsimiles, but except for a couple of festive uses (rubber-dong fencing being one of them) possessing one or more of them is not the same thing as owning your own live cock.
When I squeeze my (human) husband's nuts, he tells me that the penis attached is mine, but I'm not the one who uses it to piss through, so no, it's not really mine, except for a limited time when needed. Pissing on it is something else, but that's another story.
Anyway, this double-ridge thing...it's embarrassing. I mean, you all know what the "ridge" of a single-ridged human guy's dick is, doncha? It's the sulcus, right? [NOTE: visit link below for anatomy of the human penis]
Let's talk cock for just a minute: You got your circumcised, and you got your uncircumcised. Uncircumcised, AKA "intact", "uncut", is the way nature makes 'em. It takes uncounted millions of years for nature to devise something as perfectly delightful as the uncircumcised penis, and only a few seconds with a sharp knife or hunk of broken glass to completely ruin it, OK? The foreskin is not a useless hunk of skin people, it's a very important part of the male organ, that is designed by nature to protect the penis, and facilitate smooth, friction-free fucking.
Остальное тут http://www.allyourtrekarebelongto.us/vulcanpenis.htm
