A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure.
It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied.
What more can one want?

In contrast to my adorable Oscar I'd better say that I feel compelled to have a cigarette because I am surrounded by smokers. So many people indulge me in the deadly habit that I feel pressured to take up. For instance, yesterday it seemed that everyone was at it. In dark corners of bars fag-wielding folk played games of cat-and-mouse with the sharp-suited bouncers who scurried after them and urged them to throw their addiction sticks to the floor. Amusing to watch, but I stank the next day.
So, free booze, drinking games and all the cigarettes you can chimney!!! Count me in…

PS "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen