i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet (c) bash.org

когда же наступит утро.
мне всё время кажется, что мир ломается в момент засыпания и строится заново в момент пробуждения, но уже совсем другим, то есть у тебя есть шанс всё изменить, просто ты никак не можешь его правильно использовать
завтра я проснусь с мешком метательных топориков в изголовье

http://bash.org/?244321 - по-моему, это прекрасно демонстрирует принцип, по которому строятся все человеческие разговоры без исключения, вспомним постмодернистское слово дискурс и прочие такие слова

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

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