Sure I’ll help you out……the same way you came in.

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

You go girl! And don’t come back.

I like work, It fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours.

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

The problem with common sense is that most people are morons