Люблю это инью. Поэтому добавляю. Надеюсь, все владеют Английским ;-)

interviewer: who’s the one who gives less money to other people?
jared: me for sure.
interviewer: who’s the richest?
jared: me, for sure!
shannon: i live in poverty, so…
jared: he’s a monk. It’s very spiritual his existence.
interviewer: who’s the ugliest?
jared: huh… probably me!
interviewer: who’s the most psycho?
shannon: me!
interviewer: why?
shannon: i don’t know, i don’t know why…
jared: he’s a natural born killer man.
interviewer: who’s the most authoritarian?
jared: i don’t know… i guess.. it’s a tough one.
interviewer: who’s the one the most into sports?
shannon: we both are in different ways.
jared: yeah. he likes riding the motorcycle, i like climbing mountains.
interviewer: who’s the most seducer?
jared: him!
shannon: uh.. i don’t know.
interviewer: who’s the strongest?
jared: him! he’s the drummer!
interviewer: who’s the most perverted?
shannon: we gotta pass on that one!
jared: i’m married to God and the state.
interviewer: who’s the laziest?
shannon: me!
interviewer: who’s the one that looks better naked?
jared: uh… i don’t know and i don’t wanna know!
interviewer: so who’s the best in bed?
jared: again, i don’t wanna know. you tell me buddy!