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RE: Worst breakfasts in Pattaya/Jomtien
by Captain776  03 Jan 2011, 00:18
 
What is a good breakfast to you--??

If you are Western--it is one thing
If you are a Brit--something else

For me, I am Western and would drag my ballz thru a mile of broken glass if there was a place you can get

2- over medium eggs---very few places even in USA or Europe know what that is, you get over easy and runny or over hard and petrified.....NOTHING in between
cooked bacon......not raw.......not so crispy hard it is like SHYTE
Home fried potatos with garlic, onions, and green pepper
Wheat toast

Sounds simple, doesn't it--?? But so many in the breakfast business can sooooooo fark up bacon and eggs.

Now I go to a noodle shop beside Carrefour, get my fried yellow and noodles and vegetables......30 BHAT and happy with the quality and taste and never had to run for the border yet (Bathroom)

But I will digress.........tonight I went to Great American Rib on Theprasit.....hadn't been for a while. Pork Quesadilla, Caesar salad, and 1/2 rack......then my wife wants to walk the night market near Outlet Mall......well a few minutes into the stroll, my stomach is boiling, and I am not sure if I need to pass off some air.....or.......and I don't want my xxx to play a trick on me...........so I found a WC behind the market, but.....damn only those squatter toilets, which to me, Westerners have trouble with those on a good day. I had Arthroscopic surgery on C mas day and still have a very tender and inflexible left knee, so I surely cannot stand on it and squat........my stomach is boiling now like Larry the Cable Guy's Grandma after the Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's...........I got my pants off and got down as low as my recovering knee would let me, perhaps I should have used GPS to get coordinates for the drop zone........got lined up as best I could, or best I thought and let her rip, with prob 2 Bar/PSIG behind it and blasted quite a mud spot on the wall behind the SHYTER........looked like a mud balloon was fired at high velocity.......it struck me in a comical way......so there I am, pants hanging on the door nob, a large mural on the wall behind the shyter and I am laughing my xxx off to what I did........thank god I bought 2 packets of the little 2 cm x 2 cm single ply towels because I anticipated a problem.........so I douched it with water from the trough as best I could.......my wife is pacing outside wonering what the hell is taking so long..........Hunee you won't believe what happened in there..........we laughed our xxx off as we walked away............so if ya see a guy with 3 bandages on his left knee.........it could be the Mad Shitta.