yrok angl yazika

y4itel':
-mastyrbaciya vredna, t.k. 4em bolwe vi mastyrbiryete tem menwe ydovolstviya bydet ot realnogo sexa

kid za 2 parti ot menya b'et kylakom po parte:
-BULLSHIT!!!!

ya smeyalsa......


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8-mi letnyaya devo4ka:
-Papa s mamoj zanimalis sexom!
Ya:
-Po vsej vidimosti...

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Ta je devo4ka:
-Do I look sexy in those shoes?

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Trenirovka po plavanijy:
-Kirill you just missed a lap!
-No shit! I didn't know that!
-Oh yeah! Oh, actually I think you DID know that! (dives)
*kid next to me*:
-Fucking retard....