My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really miss him!

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.

I find television to be very educating; every time someone turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.