В преддверии командировки, мои коллеги, которые тоже едут в эту командировку, постоянно присылают всяческие штуки по мылу, вот сегодня, например:

Subject: Instructions for airplane passengers

If you have a seat next to a person who really pisses you off, then please do the following:

Take your computer case very slowly on your knee.

Pick out your own computer very slowly.

Switch on the computer.

Make sure that your neighbour sees the screen clearly.

Close your eyes and move your head up (“look up at the heaven”). Say something (nonsense) for your self so quietly that your neighbour cannot understand what it is.

Open your eyes, smile for victory, and give a crazy (mad-cow) look at your neighbour when pushing the following link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf