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Interersting for the f***ing goddamn philologists.Some obsolete words of Eng Almighty



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Сегодня очередной раз повергло в уныние "похвально патриотичное" заявление сокурсника, мол, в английском языке мат совсем слабый и крутится только вокруг словосочетаний со словом fuck, а вот, мол, русский...

Ну что на это сказать? Что в русском языке в чистом виде 5 или 7 матерный словечек и никак не более?

Имела неосторожность утверждать, что в английском языке их не менее 13-ти, за что была награждена злобными взглядами представителей русской интеллигенции.

Тем не менее, никто не смог привести ни одного аргумента в пользу богатства русиша.

Я же занялась поисками информации на тему английского могучего.


1. 13 заветных слов они же "13 bad words" в виде списка отыскать пока не сумела. Составила кое-что по памяти.

1. fuck
   
2. shit
   
3. cock
   
4. boner
   
5. bitch
   
6. maff
   
7. pussy
   
8. butthole
   
9. cunt
   
10. dick
    
11. chery
    
12. cum
    
13. wanker
    
14. whore
    
15. snatch
    

2. Выяснилось, что для обозначения женского полового органа существует аж 58(!) если не матов, то жаргонизмов точно. Многие из них крайне остроумны или просто забавны, если попытаться перевести на русский.

1. cat flaps
   
2. ass mate
   
3. furburger
   
4. bunky
   
5. coochie
   
6. muff
   
7. pussy
   
8. grumble
   
9. hooha
   
10. poonany
    
11. beef curtains
    
12. chuff
    
13. wunder down under
    
14. cock holster
    
15. gash
    
16. beaver
    
17. fanny
    
18. cooter
    
19. bergina
    
20. hush puppy
    
21. southern belle
    
22. cunt
    
23. honey pot
    
24. axe/hatchet wound
    
25. cherry pop
    
26. flower
    
27. vertical smile
    
28. bearded oyster
    
29. hooch
    
30. panty hamster
    
31. bearded clam
    
32. honeysuckle
    
33. vertical bacon sandwich
    
34. lick-me-please-me
    
35. passion fruit
    
36. minge
    
37. crotch
    
38. nooky
    
39. quim
    
40. pink taco
    
41. vajayjay
    
42. slash
    
43. snatch
    
44. velcro triangle
    
45. tongue magnet
    
46. Vag
    
47. beefbox
    
48. slit
    
49. twat
    
50. poon-tang
    
51. Bermuda triangle
    
52. mud flaps
    
53. poon
    
54. bikini bizkit
    
55. hole
    
56. box
    
57. hairy goblet
    
58. cha-cha
    

3. Найдена любопытная статья на тему + кусочки интервью с Гоблином.

Недавно сообщник yaroslav в пылу дисскусии упомянул о бедности английского языка матерной лексикой по сравнению с языком русским. Согласиться я не мог.

На самом деле, в английском языке мата нет вообще.

По той простой причине, что «мат» - понятие, относящееся сугубо к языку русскому.

А вот вариантов нецензурной брани, имеющих различное экспрессивное и смысловое наполнение, более чем достаточно. Достаточно настолько, что в определенных моментах фанаты великого и могучего могут быть жестоко разочарованы.

На помощь нецензурной лексике английского языка, которой, конечно же, нет, приходит эксперт с мировым именем по нецензурной лексике английского языка и всему остальному Дмитрий Юрьевич Пучков (он же ст. о/у Гоблин)

«Но ведь всем известно, что в английском языке кроме fuck и shit ругательных слов нет. Как ты их переводишь: как в голову взбредёт?

Относительно «всем известно» — это не ко мне. Это ко всем, кому известно.

Настоятельно рекомендую хотя бы немножко подучить английский. Очень быстро выяснится, что на самом деле всё немного не так. А потом ещё вдруг окажется, что по содержательности и выразительности в русском языке – парадокс!!! – местами откровенно не хватает слов для точного выражения эмоций. Потому ничего изобретать не приходится.

Не вдаваясь в дискуссии о незнании предмета, предлагаю простое упражнение. Вот ряд наглядных примеров употребления слова fuck в различных ситуациях:

Dismay — Oh! Fuck it!
Aggression — Fuck you.
Passive — Fuck me.
Command — Go fuck yourself.
Incompetence — He's a fuck-up.
Laziness — He's a fuck off.
Ignorance — He's a fucking jerk.
Trouble — I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion — What the fuck.
Despair — Fucked again.
Philosophical — Who gives a fuck?
Denial — You ain't fucking me.
Rebellion — Fuck the world.
Annoyance — Don't fuck with me.
Encouragement — Keep on fucking.
Etiquette — Pass the fucking salt.
Fraud — I got fucked by my insurance agent.
Difficulty — I can't understand this fucking business.
Identification — Who the fuck are you?
Agreement — You're fucking right.
Benevolence — Don't do me any fucking favors.

Предлагаю попробовать перевести одним известным русским словом, желательно – «как в голову взбредёт».

Мысли типа «Наш язык самый богатый!», как правило, приходят в голову только тем, кто других языков не знает».

Ну что ж, с последним нельзя не согласиться :)

4. Неполный список невежливых слов Джорджа Карлина(George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words)


We start out lightly with(насчём с мягкого и лёгкого)
heck, hell, damn, God damn, bitch,
bastard and crud. And then we get right into crap, turd, shit,
dingleberry, piss, piddle, leak, mung cheese, laying some cable,
pinching a loaf and dropping a load. Ass, booty, butt, heiny,
tuckas, bum, buns, rump, cheeks, tits, jugs, bazoombas, knockers,
knobs, lungs, balloons, browns eyes, balls, nuts, onions, jewels,
rocks, stones, ball bag, jism, come, shoot, cream, wad, juice, pecker
tracks, pearl necklace.


Crabs, dose, shift, clap, (leed?), raincoat, scumbag, rubber,
gasket, French tickler, dildo,

here we go now:(теперь держитесь)


Fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut, bang, poke,
batter, wham, beef injection. . . vitamin F, knock up, put out, dip
you wick, hide the salami. . . laying pipe, polishing your rocket. . .
squattin on the hawg. . . getting your pole varnished. . . a
quickie, a nooner, a matinee, pop your cookies, bust your nuts, get
your rocks off, bananas and cream, piece of ass, nookie, poontang.


Here we go again now, (а вот ещё)
cunt, koose, kooch, crack, gash, notch,
twat, slash, ginch, hole, hat, slit, snatch, quim, box, snapper,
beaver tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam. . . furburger. . . tuna taco.
. . bush, hair pie, wooly buga. . . glower hole. . . a murkin, a
mucket, button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin' pussy, taint, boy in
the boat, man in the canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the flag,
riding the cotton pony. . . having the painters in. . .


Some of these border on poetry I feel, ya know?( знаете, по-моему что-то из этого граничит с поэзией)


Hard on, rod on, bone on, boner, stiff, piss hard, wet dream,
hot nuts, horny, randy, blue balls, lover's nuts, cunt struck,
queefer, pussy farts, asshole, bung hole, little brown eyeball. . .
bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck, back door, bite the brown,
sugarbowl pie, mustard, rode up the old dirt road. . . Hershey
highway. . . fishing for brown trout! Fudge packer, poundcake,
finger fuck, dry hump, cop a feel, tit fuck, French fuck, one man
band. . .


Hand job, French fuck, blow job, head job, rim job, hum job,
pipe job, suck off, give head, give face, gobble, cop a stem, cop a
doodle, go down on, muff dive, mustache ride. . . sit on my face. . .
yodeling in the gully. . . sixty-nine. . . seventy-one, which is a
sixty-nine with two fingers up your ass. . . sixty-eight, which is
"You do me and I'll owe you one.". . . Women hear that one all the
time.


Golden showers, around the world, daisy chain, sloppy
seconds, dog-style, Mongolian clusterfuck. . . group grope, gang
bang, circle jerk, twenty lira, well hung.


Here we go again now:(и вот ещё)


Dick, prick, dork, dong, tong, downicker, dingus, wang,
schlong, schwanze, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod,
hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece,
gun, meat, beef, pork weenie, skin flute, meat whistle,
talleywhacker. . . middle leg, short arm, rod of love. . . Mister
Goodwrench. . . joystick, love muscle, ding-dong, tube steak, pink
pencil, bald-headed mouse. . . trouser snake. . . the one-eyed wonder
worm!


Jelly roll, puddin', jerk-off, jack-off, whack off, pull off,
beat off, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your log,
pounding your pud, cleaning out your rope, stroking it, giving it a
tug, beating the bishop. . . milking the lizard, choking the chicken,
waxing the dolphin. . . wrestling the eel, spank the frank, paddle
the pickle, jerk the gherkin, punishing percy, in your palm. . .
Shooting putty at the moon!


Pocket pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, punk, faggot, quif,
dyke, diesel dyke, lezzy, bull diger, box lunch, sea food, rough
trade, eat me, fuck you up your ass, fuck off, piss off, stick it,
stuff it, shove it, ram it, cram it, sit on it, get laid, get in, get
off, get it on, get it up.


Motherfucker, cocksucker, old fart, fart face, fart sniffer,
cock sniff, gam, asshole, pecker head, scumbag, fuck up, fuck off,
ball breaker, ball buster, a real pisser, cock teaser, cunt lapper,
ass kisser, brown nose, shit ass, shit head, douche bag, and mother
strapalonian.


god fucking DAMN george carlin kicks ass!

5. Нашла замечательное длиннющее оскорбление(навроде трёхэтажного):

You damn shit sucking mother fucking masturbating crab eating syphillis invfested crack smoking donkey dick sucking grandma sodomizing raw sludge munching dehydrated lizard cock kissing piece of a crusty dried up severed appendix dripping with rank seeping gastrointestinal fluid droopy tit grabbing colon cowboy group fucking daisy chain end of the line enema drinking ranger bob blowing dark one legged two dollar midget whore when you finally come to that point in your life when you don't need rubber sheets and you've stopped sodomizing yourself with that broom your supposed to sweep your padded cell with give me a call and i'll get you what will be probably your only sexual experience with a woman just tell the pimp to charge it to my American express you alpo eating lipstick wearing tuesday transvestite anal tampon wearing diseased dying leper farm fucking super fat anus slime drinking double dildo packing taster of jackhammered assholes who lives in a poverty stricken cesspool swimming degenerate producing inbred DNA stripped festering callous blistering a rhinocerous sized ass while juicing a rotton beet to make your dog shit drink flavored with bat intestines and foul cyst discharge from a herpes infected stripper with titanium nipple tassles to keep from corroding in your horse manuer black hairy tounged creavase of a mouth while you use your rancid unwashed sperm splatterd turd smudged oily toadskinned wet slimy cold rotting pice of shingle skin peeling china plate grabbin sick cherry kool aid drinking hand to open the door of your matted cat pissed olive green shag carpeted 82 white rusted ford escort driving broken backwindow having cracked blood red dashboard taping fool who licks his aids infected stamps from the putrid floor of that deathtrap digesting the coalescing oil and rotton banana peels swirling in a pool of last weeks vomit take your head and stick it up your flat chested dog butt ugly faux penis having trashy dirty white vynl wearing crusty orange shit stained sticky g string mouthing smelly cheap cum burping antelope crap bon bon substituting personal prostitute and take that chlamydia infested cock out of your government cheese eating whore mouth so you can tell it to Jerry Springer and i hope you don't leave a puddle in the chair when you find out your mother is your brother but at least you can tell your boyfriend your opertion has finally beeen approved after that you drop of urine dangling off a crack whores cunt when you get your mental disability check in the mail and you buy your one legged midget lover that vibrator she's been wanting cause your pencil dick dosn't satisfy her spend the change you have left and get yourself a tic tac cause you breath smells like you swallowed every dead decaying pice of animal waste ever spewed from the conbined multinational product of the worlds assholes living and dead. When you stop your correspondance free education living off of trash can deposits from the horse meat animal blood processing plant were you were born from a transfered then implanted growth in a cows prostate as a mutant pregnancy where you were blown with a gust of musty dung frothed flaggelant which left a permanent green stain on your receeding hairline and planted you in a toxic waste dumps cafeteria to serve crusty grease dripping reprocessed rehydrated refried canned in kenya buffalo tail and anus filled slop to your sickly looking cancererous malignant growth drooling pea brained co workers who bring you their used condoms spent masturbating to 70's porno that was stuck to the back of the garbage truck they snuck your afternoon snack out of to coerce you to come to their houes and shoot your impotent dick dribble over a prexisting concrete floor as a substitute for industrial grade adhesive which was used to plaster your asscheeks together to prevent you from further birthing any of your kind as it's been said your skid stain kind have made such an offense your highest determinite of worth is the skin on your scrotum which was streathed out to timbuktu by the force of a toilet flush from which you forgot to stand during and the washing of your pair which clogged the most vile sediment of sewage from passing required ten hours of dynamite blasting to remove your withered pair of elephantisis carrying gonads and liberate the flow of slimy raw waste that spawned your existance you sit in your duct taped chair drinking llama piss from a peruvian nomads dying animal and flip the channels on your tv while pulling your dick looking at martha stewart arrange a centerpiece from garage trash all of which has become a daily ritual. You sick fuck!


6. Ну и немного курам на смех. Из русско-английского словаря :)