I'm a boy named Harry
Both my parents are dead
Now I'm hangin' in the ghetto
Earnin' wizard street cred
In the common room crib
I be chillin' with the shorties
My homies and me
Are drinkin' Butterbeer 40s
Malfoy is the boy
I'd like to kick in the rump
We're at each other's throats
Just like Rosie & Trump
I fight the three-headed doggy
And I ride the big birdy Buckbeak is my freak '
Cause she makes me feel dirty
I pimped out my broomstick
With 28 speakers I once cut a house elf
Just to take his sneakers
Voldemort is my bitch
Fool, he ain't no man
I can't wait to bust a cap
Up in his Azkaban

My name is Harry P
To the O, to the T
To the T, to the E
To the R, you see
He's a magic man
He puts a hex in the city
Don't call him Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy