- Do you speak English ?

- Yes !

- Name ?

- Abdul a-Rhazib

- Sex ?

- Three to five times a week

- No, no… I mean female or male ?

- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel

- Holy, cow !

- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general

- But isnґt that hostile ?

- Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style !

- Oh dear !

- No, no! Deer run toо fast…