"Gold Fish
Poymal starik Gold Fish, a ona emu govorit: ispolnyatsya tvoy schastya, no potom uvidet shto v ruki u nego kvas i prevratitsya starik v babushka.
Thank you.

Onezhskoe ozero
Napali German Ludi na Russian Ludi. Togda Alex Nevskyi II govorit: "Ahtung! Davay German Ludi bitva na ice. Danke shen". German soglasilsya i vse poehali na ozero. Nachalsya bitva. Alex Nevskyi II nachal pit mnogo kvas i provolitsya pod ice. A German Ludi ne pit kvas i ne provolitsya pod ice. Thank you.

Zolushka
Zolushka pit mnogo kvas i ostatsya v tukve navsegda. Thank you.

Space
Americans astronauts poletel v kosmos pervuy. A Gagarin poletet v kosmos nomer 2. Because Gagarin lubit pit kvas, a kvas ne nastoyazhiy napitok.
Thank you.

Pinocchio
Zhil malchik. On pit kvas i statsya derevyanuy (original wood). Potom plakat, silno plakatsya. Thank you.

Shtirlec
Shtirlec lubil kvas, a Muller lubitsya nastoyazhii napitok. «Vot ty Shtirlec i popalsya» - skazal Muller. Thank you.

John The Grozny
Zhil and byl odin tsar once upon a time. On was very zloi caus' ochen lyubit kvas. That's why ego zvat John The Grozny. Byvaet pyet kvas and then silno rugatsya i Russian lyudi na kol sazhat. A odin raz on vypil kvas too much i ubit svoi sin! Thank you.

Adolf.
Adolf Hitler pil kvas. Thank you."