A tall blond hunk in a wifebeater? Sold! Don't wrap him up, I'm havin'im right away!

Seriously though, the man has presence. Even though it's a vehicle for the female lead, the male supporting actor can most definitely hold his own and not steal focus. He can make you believe his character is into the girl and at the same time let you know he's conning her. Because relationships are complicated, there's always an agenda, and there's always a real connection. And you can't help feeling for him even though you kinda hate him.

And he can be very Chinese, too. And his biceps are yummy. I assume it's from his drumming job, those guys have most luggage.

To sum up, so see the play. If you're a girl, take some tissues. If you're not, stock up on that heart medication, you're gonna need it eventually if you don't provide an outlet for normal emotional expression.