No, I don't mean that location-wise!
Mas called to meet up the other day. He was already topside, I was riding the escalator up. I saw him peer intently somewhere in the general direction of the passenger flow and not seeing me. I came right up to him, almost to where I could rub my nose against his breastbone, before he noticed. And even when he did see me right there, he still couldn't take his eyes off whatever he had been looking at.
Turns out, there was an African-American sailor in uniform right behind me on the escalator. Really cute, too, and looked quite dashing in the uniform. I would probably have oggled him, too. But I'm a girl, and Mas is a guy. And he was totally checking out that sailor when he was supposed to be waiting for me! Was I entitled to feel insulted? Should I have been?