В колонках играет - Draconian "Dark oceans"

Разговор Буша с Кондолизой Райс:

Condi: Good morning Mr. President.

Bush: Oh Condoleezza, nice to see you, what’s happening?

Condi: Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.

Bush: Well, Condy, lay it on me!

Condi: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China!

Bush: Well, that’s what I want to know.

Condi: But that’s what I’m telling you, Mr. President.

Bush: That’s what I’m asking you, Condy, who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes!

Bush: I mean the fellow’s name!

Condi: Hu!

Bush: The guy in China?

Condi: Hu!

Bush: The new leader on China?

Condi: Hu!

Bush: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China, Mr. President!

Bush: Whaddya askin’ me for?

Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China!

Bush: But I’m askin’ you Condy, who is leading China?

Condi: That’s the man’s name!

Bush: That’s who’s name?

Condi: Yes

Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, Sir!

Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he’s in the Middle East?

Condi: That’s correct, Sir.

Bush: Than who is in China?

Condi: Yes, Sir!

Bush: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, Sir.

Bush: Than who is?

Condi: Yes, Sir.

Bush: Yassir?

Condi: No, Sir!

Bush: Condy, you’re starting to piss me off now, and it is not ‘couse you’re black.
I need to know now the name of the new leader of China, so I want you to get me
The Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.

Condi: Kofi Annan?

Bush: No, thanks. And Condy, call me George.

Condi: You want Kofi?

Bush: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi?

Bush: But now you mention it, I could use a glass of milk, and then Get me the UN.

Condi: Yes, Sir.

Bush: Not Yassir, the guy at the United Nations!

Condi: Kofi?

Bush: Milk! Would you please make that call?

Condi: And call who?

Bush: Well, who is the guy at the UN!

Condi: No, Hu is the guy in China.

Bush: Will you stay out of China?

Condi: Yes, Sir.

Bush: And stay out of the Middle East, just get me the guy at the UN.

Condi: Kofi?

Bush: All right, with cream and two sugar, now get him on the phone.

Condi (am Telefon): Hello, Rice here!

Bush: Rice, good idea, and get a couple of eggrolls too, Condi, maybe
we should send some to the guy in China, and in the Middle east…