Part 1
Part 2
Introduction
Ruki did the snarling HxC thing.
When it’s Reita’s turn the host asked if he’s cold (since it’s snowing and they’re wearing their Guren costumes and his was a sleeveless vest poor guy) so he said REALLY cold (his skin was kinda red from the cold).
Then he said it was really dangerous (aka Don’t Do This At Home, Kids. Reita <3 his public announcements). And no matter what the season is, he’ll still wear it because it was part of the costume.
(But really, Reita didn’t look cold at all! Either he got superhuman strength or he’s just that HOT <3 Even the hosts who wore fluffy jackets looked colder than him)
- New single introduction
Guren’s front cover was a baby cart. Ruki said the image was of the color Red. (he also said something about hell(jigoku) that I didn’t catch)
- Q: the members’ image of Guren
Reita answered: “The red lotus that was associated with Buddha” with a straight face. They all had a similar wtf moment before cracking up. Poor Reita was all “Eh?” with a confused look about why they were laughing at him.
(we all agreed that Ruki had tricked him into saying that in the first place, that evil man)
Then the host asked Ruki what he thought and Ruki said that Reita was talking rubbish. (I think a spanking is in order >.> )
The host commented again on Reita being cold, this time about his low neckline
(which Reita emphasized by pulling his vest open *insert spazzing here*)
- Q: new things in recording
Ruki and Uha had a nodding competition in which Ruki won and Uha get to answer with a story how he bought a new amp that was smaller than his old one and he was happy using it. (cute guy *pets*)
- Tour’s Important News
# 3 They watched a movie that Ruki said was a famous one and Uha was annoyed cause the other two (Reituki <3) wouldn’t shut up. The movie involves Cairo, and as always Ruki was attracted by all the shiny gold in the city (typical Ruki >.> )
Apparently Uha had actually WANTED to watch the movie, except for the two baka who kept bothering him.
#2 Reita fell onstage (most probably tripped over his own feet)
He was all “\*o*/ pick me up!” and Uruha said he really wanted to help him up but he was too busy laughing to actually do it.
Pakkun marveled at the fact that Reita’s noseband stayed attached to his face even after his fall (from glory xD)
#1 In German, after a live, they found out their staff was missing, along with their good Japanese food. Ruki asked the Staff Coordinator about their whereabouts and they simply said they don’t know. (Ruki looks really pissed in here which is really adorable, but I sense a dark gloom of revenge hanging over the poor staffs. Heads will roll for sure. No one, and NO ONE, keeps Ruki-sama away from his bento)
And since they WERE patriotic men after all, which includes them not wanting to eat weird German food, all that was left for them to eat was... salad. Cue in a crash diet and Ruki stabbing at the poor salad with his chopsticks.
Pakkun was laughing really hard at the fact that The GazettE had to eat salad.
- Guren PV <3 + PWTB 3, 4, finals tour introduction. Then they asked Ruki about the tour title.
- The keyword quiz
In Black Film Ruki said H, and in this show they added a new letter for the 6-letters keyword people have to guess to get a prize. Kay, so it’s now:
HEXXXX
I bet you know what most people will think, no? xD
Pakkun: “Ah, I knew it!”
since he didn’t want to give it away he whispered the word to Ruki.
Ruki: *snickers* “That’s wrong!”
Makkun asked what Pakkun said and Ruki said “HEAVEN”
Now, I’m sure you’ll also think it’s a cover up for the REAL word Pakkun whispered to Ruki, which MUST be HENTAI or Ruki won’t snicker like that (and c’mon, I bet Ruki came up with the word. That perv, he just HAD to insinuate something dirty)
- Fan mails:
Ruki’s b’day
The funniest email he received was Uha’s Deco-mail, which includes an animation of a dancing egg which opens, and something naked. (we didn’t know what though. Maybe a naked animated!Uha popped out of the egg?)
Ruki: Reita-kun was always the first one to wish me a happy birthday.
He usually does it at midnight.
(*insert insane squealing fangirling here*)
Ruki messing up his MC
Ruki mixed up his words in a MC. He wanted to say Otsumu (face/head) instead he said Omutsu (diapers/six)
Apparently his brain ran away from him at the moment.
- Photo session
Host: what’s Gazette’s “total pose” when taking pictures?
Ruki: Like this *makes V-sign *
Reita: *sits on the tail of Uha’s vest*
Uha: *fumbled with his long vest*
Reita+Uha : *makes V-signs*
Ruki: *makes a metal sign with his usual HxC snarl*
Uha: *elbowed Ruki in the side*
Ruki: *snickers*
They moved away.
Reita: *to Uha* I did this! *makes V-sign*
Uruha: Me too! *makes V-sign*
Gazetto deshita~~
Credits to walkin_siesta