Мы смеемся над чукчами и китайцами. А британцы ржут над ирландцами и французами. Ваще принято считать, что у англичан левый юмор. И это, видимо, действительно так.
Вот некоторые "шедевры".

-How do you know if a fish is Irish?
-It has drowned.

-How do you get an Irishman to burn his ear?
-Ring him up while he is ironing. (что-то из серии про блондинок или кого-то еще))

-How do u confuse an Irishman?
-Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

-What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you?
-Pull the pin out and throw it back.

-How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
-2001. One to hold the buld and 2000 to turn the house round.



Galileo Galilei - Great mind.
Lbert Einstein - Genius mind.
Sir Isaac Newton - Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates - Rich mind.
George W. Bush - Never mind.



-What do you call a group of 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands in the air?
-The French army ofcourse!

-How many gears in a French tank?
-Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.


Или вот еще стишки.

-Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.


Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some hanky-panky,
Silly Jill forgot the pill and now
There's little Frankie ))))


Mary had a little lamb...and the
Nurses were treated for shock.