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The Official Wooden Dildo of the New Millenium!
Yes. Believe it or not, this is a fully functional bottle opener! How ever else it functions, is your business. Just beware of splinters! Woody is the perfect drinking buddy and you don't have to worry if he's going to call you in the morning. This is completely hand carved, sanded, and finished. Woody is a manly 7-8" long and approximately 1 1/2" in diameter. Because they are hand crafted, each will vary slightly in size and shape (kinda like the real thing!) Woody is available for bachelor/bachelorette parties, weddings, birthdays, gag gifts, or just quality time at home! Don't be limp, order yours today! |