Where did you wake up this morning?
In my own bed, naked, with my tour manager knocking on my door because I was late. So I didn't have a shower or clean my teeth. I went straight downstairs and jumped into the car and fell back to sleep.
Who did you last receive a text from and what did it say?
It was from my sister, asking if I wanted to go to a Melanie (ancient US singer/songwriter) concert.
Apart from your home and car, what is the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
My recording studio. I run one of my own. The whole thing came to about 15 grand.
What do you most dislike about yourself?
The thing I hate most about myself is my mouth. And my ***. I've got freckles on my ***. Only a few, some pimples too. I should go on the sunbed, but that might make them worse. Enough said.
When was the last time you cried?
I think the last time I cried was watching Blood Diamond. I don't often go to the cinema but I loved it. I was in the moment.
What was the last lie you told?
I told Dougie he was very good looking last week. And he's not. [Laughs.]
When were you last naked in front of another person?
It was in front of Flea, Dougie's dog. And Dougie. I'm always naked in front of Dougie - I don't know why. Oh, and Gordon Brown when he was on tv this morning.
If you were invisible for a day, what would be the first thing you'd do?
I'd go into the Houses Of Parliament and see what really goes on. Then I could maybe scare Gordon Brown in person.
What's been the most embarrassing moment of your life?
I don't really get embarrassed for myself, but I was embarrassed for Harry when he fell off stage. That made me go very red...for him.
Ever been chatted up by another celeb?
I never get chatted up by celebrities because no one really fancies me! Bring it on, ladies! Oh, I did by the gay lad off Shipwrecked, Joe Stone. It was in Funky Buddha. He was being a bit flirty...
