Здравствуйте. Я у вас человек новый, для начала внесу вот такой небольшой pun about George Bush Jr:


Hearing so many people speaking about his intelligence level, George Bush Jr. decided to get his brain checked. The physician diagnosis was.

"Mr President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. The problem is - in your left brain there is nothing right, and in your right brain there is nothing left."

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