Part three
“ from rebirth to human folly”

Fall 1974, Michaela turned to Michael. Now s/he’s back to the “Third Oak” (to undergo a psycho-correction programme).

Dr McFatum walks in, produces a pile of official papers(various permits for a name change, prescriptions for hormones etc)

Dr: It’s been nine months…how have you been doing?

M: I’ve been through everything over the past 9 months. Between Scillae & Charibdis, between the devil and the blue see. I’ve been interrogated by some weirdos who know nothing about themselves but want to know all about me. I’ve been humiliated by the weakest creatures I’ve ever seen. I was raped by a virgin. I was threatened by a priest. I was laughed at by morons. I was going out with a frigid hooker who lost her both legs in a car wreck. Now, is there anything else i have to go through before you misdiagnose me with a recovery?

Dr: What was the best thing thing happened to you for the last 9 months?

M: I read the most intense and interesting book of my life.

Dr:Oh, really?Which one? "The hottest girls of the XXth century"?

M: The Bible actually

Dr: Feel like confessing?

M: At least not to you, my ill - humoured friend. (*pause) I'd like to stay on my own for a while if you don't mind.

Dr McFatum leaves. Michael/a(standing above the pile of papers) pulls her/his crotch aside and urinates. Then holds it back, then urinates again