My First Time Ever...

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone,just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I know just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart,
But slowly she spread
Her feet apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.