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I'm thinking about drinking a little tonight too. It might make my pain pills work better.
Isn't there a "do not take with alcohol" warning on your pill bottle?
It's okay, I took it off.
67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%
I'm fuckin hungry gonna go make some food
if I DC call 911, I probably burned down the kitchen
<[FKU]Greycloak> "Hello? 911? I'd like to report a fire at 74.12.122.225"
<+Qaizar> damn, i just can't win an argument with my girlfriend
<@foD> There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
god, my head is killing me, must be the maths classes
you should drink up an aspirine with some vodka and smoke some weed
that'll definetly take care of it ;)
dude I'm still at school
where the fuck would I get any aspirine ?
Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit
hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
Hey Mike
what?
Pussy.
er?
Pussy.
and?
Pussy.
...
Pussy.
i dont get it
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
bastard
I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahaha
some girl just came onto our floor
and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
i just asked her what the paper was about
and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
what the fuck is wtf
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
Thank you for listening to me.
You know your a really good listener.
Sweety please say something.
Ok I'm back.
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
he shot his girlfriend?
can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
...
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
i dont think so
Wanna go camping?
Stupid fucking Google
"The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
"Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search
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<[FKU]Greycloak> "Hello? 911? I'd like to report a fire at 74.12.122.225"
<+Qaizar> damn, i just can't win an argument with my girlfriend
<@foD> There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
Stupid fucking Google
"The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
"Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search
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