Q: Whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

A: A pussy is nice and warm and wet. A cunt is the one who owns it.

Q: Why is a gynecologist like an incurable gossip?

A: No one is better at spreading old wives tales.

Q: Whats the most popular form of transportation in a black neighborhood?

A: Trees

Q: How do Chinese people name their children?

A: They throw silverware down the stars.

Q: Why did the old lady finally pull the cucumber out of her cunt?

A: She was hungry