Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
(We have the electric chair)

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong

Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything


California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic
Than Your Honda

Colorado
If you don't ski, don't bother

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

Delaware
We Really Do Like Chemicals In Our Water
And, "What did Dela Ware?"

Florida
Home of the headless drivers

Georgia
We put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Grace
Where Having Fun Is Serious Business

Hawaii
Haka Tike Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes
Well, Okay, Not More, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please don't pronounce the 'S'
Maltby motorists please take note.

Indiana
Two Billion Years Tidal-Wave Free

Iowa
We do amazing things with corn

Kansas
First of the Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifty Last Names

Louisiana
We're not ALL drunk Cajun wackos, But that's our Tourist Campaign

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan
First Line of Defense Against the Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes....and 100,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come Visit and Feel Better about your own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing crazies and very little else

Nebraska
Ask about our State Motto contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here !

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You have the right to be silent,
You have the right to an attorney...

North Carolina
Tobacco Is a Vegetable

North Dakota
We really ARE one of the 50 states

Ohio
Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake by the Lake (Cleveland)

Oklahoma
Like the Play, Only No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl ... It's What's for Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook with Coal

Rhode Island
We're not REALLY an Island

South Carolina
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota
Closer than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Edjucashun State

Texas
Si Hablo Ingles!

Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Yep

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
Help! We're Overrun by Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.
Wanna be Mayor?

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!

Wisconsin
Come cut the cheese

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men...and the Sheep Are Scared!