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Holmes is unkempt, unshaven, dull-eyed. Evidence of a
long period of self-medication in the form of several
empty whisky bottles under the sofa.

The sound of drunken singing helps us locate Holmes.
He
staggers and serenades grumpy geese and swans with a
POPULAR LOVE SONG of the time. The way he sings it, the
edge to his delivery, makes it clear that Holmes has a
very low opinion of love.

HOLMES
Irene said Blackwood had a magical
new weapon. Is it possible it’s
some kind of poison?