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The Internet Is For Porn

The internet is really really great – For porn
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait – For porn
Huh? There's always some new site – For porn!
I browse all day and night – For porn!
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light – For porn!

The internet is for porn
The internet is for porn,
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

Treee—kkie! – Oh hello Kate Monster
You are ruining my song – Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? – Me no talkie – Good

I’m glad we have this new technology – For porn
Which gives us untold opportunity – For por—oops, sorry
Right from you own desktop – For ---
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop – FOR PORN!!


The internet is for porn!
The internet if for porn!
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

That’s gross you’re a pervert –Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
NO really, your a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet – Ohhhh?
What?! – You have no idea, ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

The internet is for porn! – Sorry kate
The internet is for porn! – I masturbate!
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!

The internet is not for porn!! – PORN!, PORN, P---

HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online – That’s correct.
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com – Sure!
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay – Yes I do!
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card – True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

KATE
EEEWWWWW!

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click – I hate you men!
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn

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