Серия, когда Виллоу с Аней вызвали тролля, и догнали его в баре.
Виллоу: если бы Баффи была сдесь.
В зал вбегает Баффи
Виллоу: если б у меня был миллион. Так, просто проверила.
Уилл - "Почему вещи, которые я люблю, или неприличные, или от них толстеют".
- Мы живее всех живых(6-й сезон "Энотрапия")
- Если вы так любите мужчин, так почему бы вам не спать с ними(Аня 6-й сезон всё та же серия)
- Самое сложное в этом мире выжить(Дон 6-й сезон One More With Feelings)
- Какой он классный. Тоесть я хотел сказать она(Эндрю 6-й сезон "Энотрапия")
- Слава богу
- Незачто (Зендер и Оз из помоему второй сезон...Серия про Холловин)
- Слоко раз мне повторять вам скубикам, что я вас всех не на вижу!!!(Спайк. 4-й сезон. Серия когда Фэйт сбежала из больницы)
- Фэйт, это новый наблюдатель
- А пошел он!(Фэйт и Баффи из 3-го сезона)
Глори - Hey, i just noticed you have superpowers Can you FLY? lol
Angel to Spike: You are not IN the world, Casper lol
а вот это! а вот эта!
SPIKE
Aah!
(doubles over in pain, panting, glaring ferociously)
WESLEY
(softly)
Spike?
ANGEL
(angrily)
Spike.
HARMONY
(sticks her head through the office door, smiling)
Blondie bear?
АААААА!!!
Костыль еще ни слова не сказал после появления, а уже смешно!
CEMETERY IN SUNNYDALE - NIGHT
A blonde young woman is running at top speed through the cemetery. Someone's pursuing her. She stops running and looks for a place to hide. Someone punches her, knocking her down to the ground. Her pursuer kneels down to grab the young woman, but someone picks him up and throws him into a nearby tombstone. It was Spike who was pursuing the young woman, and Faith who pulled him off of her.
FAITH
Whatcha wanna do to her, vamp? (circles Spike) Huh? Somthin' like this? (punches Spike)
SPIKE
(stands) Nice punch you got there. Lemme guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower...you must be Faith.
FAITH
(shrugs and grins) Oh, goodie. I'm famous.
SPIKE
Told you were coming. Bit of a misunderstanding here. I'm—
FAITH
Spike. (nods) Yeah, we've met before.
SPIKE
We have? I don't think we— (Faith kicks Spike in the torso) Bloody hell! What're you doing? I'm on your side.
FAITH
Yeah? Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed. (punches Spike)
SPIKE
So have I. (punches Faith) I reformed way before you did. (Faith punches Spike) Stop... (punches Faith) hitting... (punches Faith again) me! We're on the same side.
FAITH
Please. You think I'm stupid?
SPIKE
Well, yeah. (grins)
FAITH
You were attacking that girl. (punches Spike)
Someone punches Faith in the face, knocking her down. Pan over to show it's Buffy.
BUFFY
(innocently) Sorry, Faith. I didn't realize that was you.
FAITH
It's all right, B. Luckily, you still punch like you used to.
BUFFY'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Buffy, Faith, and Spike walk into Buffy's house through the front door. Dawn and Giles are at the dining room table.
FAITH
Whoa. Memory Lane. Same old house.
BUFFY
Yeah, well, every piece of furniture's been destroyed and replaced since you left, so, actually, new house.
DAWN
(stands, walks toward them with her arms crossed) Buffy? (looks disapprovingly at Faith)
BUFFY
We have a new house guest.
FAITH
Hey, got a spare bed for a wanted fugitive?
GILES
(stands, nods) Hello, Faith.
FAITH
Well, I guess "wanted" wasn't really accurate.
DAWN
Does she have to stay here? Because there's some nice hotels that welcome tried-to-kill-your-sister types.
FAITH
(smiles) Check it out. Brat's all woman-sized.
BUFFY
Look, I need to get to the hospital. Some girl was attacked on her way into town. We think she might be a—
DAWN
We know. Willow's been calling.
GILES
She's still there. She's gonna call if the girl wakes up.
BUFFY
(glares at Giles) Fine. (walks out of the room)
GILES
Well, Faith, we better, um, see if we can find some place to squeeze you in for the night. (Giles and Dawn walk away)
SPIKE
Not all that tension was about you. Giles was a part of a plan to kill me...for Buffy's own good.
FAITH
Well, that makes me feel better about me, worse about Giles...kinda shaky about you.
My favorit here:
5 сезон Ангела 9 серия "Harm`s Way"
WESLEY
You're leaving?
SPIKE
You catch on quick, don't you? Yeah, I thought I'd push off, seeing as how I got somebody waiting for me.
(stares at Angel, who rolls his eyes and looks away)
WESLEY
Angel, I'm not sure that's wise, given the Shanshu prophecy is still unresolved—
SPIKE
That's your problem, mate.
(to Angel) You're welcome to that heroic destiny, whether you deserve it or not. Me, I got better things to do than wait around for the 4 bloody horsemen.
(walks away)
WESLEY
Spike...
ANGEL
Let him go.
SPIKE
(turns back toward Angel)
Yeah. Here's the thing. Could use a
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