I was very happy to be able to go home to see my family for the holidays... it rarely snows in North Carolina, and winter without snow, well, sucks. This is why the countryside of New York is so beautiful...
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Ya lublu sneg:)
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This was posted in the classified section of the daily alternative newspaper... enjoy:)

Reply to: anon-103368114@craigslist.org
Date: Tue Oct 11 08:19:33 2005


It all took place on a rainy Saturday night. I met you at a loft part and things were going smashingly well. You and I played the piano together, discussed music and all things hip until the wee hours of the morning. I don't know if you remember what happened next but we decided to leave the party together. We strolled along the streets together, continuing our witty drunken banter, knowing full well that we were destined for your apartment for activities of the naughty kind.

But then I had to go ahead and ruin things by taking a leak . I regret this decision, as perhaps things would have ended up differently had I not felt the urge to piss on the dirty streets of New York. At first I was delighted you didn't seem disgusted by the call of nature but then... you did something so shocking that my sex drive went from a 10 to a 2 in a matter of seconds.

You...uh...You danced around in my pee! Not only did you prance around in a stream of my urine but you cupped your hands in the puddle of pee I had just created and started splashing around in it.

Look, I like freaky girls but this was a little bit too much for me to handle at 4am on a Saturday night in public having only known you for a few hours. So I freaked out a bit and as far as getting the necessary blood required to bone you was most definitely out of the question.

So here I am, 3 days later, thinking...you know what? I'm down with pee. I'm down with your crazy pee dancing ways. So give me a wee shout and we can recreate the moment and I promise not to get all pissy about it.

Only this time, I would appreciate a little R. Kelly music in the background for inspiration.

I <3 you urine dancer...lets make this work.
this is in or around east village

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The holiday spirit has actually kicked in and I am in a mood to celebrate. Several officers on our police department just went with a group of children to a local toy store. The children we brought were from very poor families and probably would not have had a Christmas. We gave each kid a $100 gift card to buy whatever he or she wanted. It was actually a really nice experience, and makes me think kids are not all that bad... (I still don't want my own though).

This photo represents the joy and love we all should be feeling this Christmas:)))
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The clouds have lifted and I am beginning to feel in the Christmas spirit:) I could not help but put one last fun picture here before I change into Mr. Nice Guy:)))
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This is for all of you out there who have kids: I do not. In fact, I hate kids for the most part. Given the fact that you talk about kids all the time to those of without is enought to drive one insane. We all know you had a life before you had them, so I am confident you can think of something to talk about other than little Timmy or precious Cythia. For example, when you ask me how I am doing, and I respond that I've just contracted the bird flu and have not long to live - I could give a shit about the time little Tommy was sick with a cold and he just looked so cute with his snotty little nose. If I say that I am going to some concert, I sure as hell do not want to hear about how your little heathen can sing all the songs to Blues Clues. In fact, most other people could give a rat's ass about your little spawn of Satan - they just are to polite not to strangle you. I however, am not.
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Beer - breakfast of champions!
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I wish more cops in America looked like this one too:)
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Saddam and I
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Forget Christmas, forget Easter - Halloween is the best of all holidays. Why you ask? Because it gives women a reason to go out and dress like the naughty little devils that we all know they are:)
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Ok, so it didn't work below... but how pimpin' is my journal with Barry White singing in the background???

http://www.myspace.com/9955528
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Tons of Songs at WebCodez.com!

This fine individual is among my favorite crack heads... God only knows where he found the sombrero:)
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HURRICANE SURVIVAL KIT:

Toilet Paper........................................check


Bud Light...........................................check


Keystone Ice........................................check


Budweiser...........................................check


Red Dog.............................................check


Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check


Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on...check




Next time let's all be more prepared! Now check out the picture below...
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Mmmm, beer!
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and a few more pics...
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After my week of drinking and partying in Moscow, I then went to Miami Beach for a second week of more of the same. I think now I will need a liver transplant:) I have to say that I love the Latino culture. The music, the food, and the women are not too bad looking either;)

Went to this Salsa club called Mangos. The theme: hot Hispanic chicks wearing leopard print, skin tight outfits who bartend and dance on bars. Why can't they have that in my city???
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Interesting series of events at work today... my partner and I arrested a wanted gang member. At the jail he informed us that word is out that some high level gang members want us dead! I found this to be quite entertaining - they are willing to spend money to be rid of us:) I sure hope to at least make it to Miami in a few days for my vacation. Sasha does not see the humor in any of this for some reason...