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Cristiano Ronaldo has been involved in a car accident that has completely written off his Ferrari. The crash occured on the A538 Wilmslow Road in Cheshire around 10.30 this morning. Edwin Van Der Sar was following behind in his Bentley, but wasn’t involved in any way in the accident.

Cristiano gave a negative breath test to police on the scene, which won’t be a surprise to C-Ron fans, who know he’s not the boozy type.

Considering the state of his car, it’s a miracle that he walked away completely unharmed, and was back training with Manchester United today.

Cristiano! Please drive carefully. Both the football and Kickette community needs you, mate. Who else would we mock and lust for in equal measures? Also, whatsherface would reappear and milk things for all they were worth and we’d never see the back of her.


Thursday, January 08, 2009