SMARTLY-dressed WAYNE ROONEY stands enthralled as he is collared by Man United teammate CRISTIANO RONALDO during the side’s Community Shield triumph yesterday.

The two crocked superstars were both sidelined for the, er, big tie – and could not resist larking around as United beat Portsmouth on penalties at Wembley.

At one point Portuguese ace Ronaldo, 23, picked at Rooney’s hair. Not such a smart move, perhaps – but his fellow ace, 22, did not seem to mind.
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