Real Madrid: Cristiano Ronaldo Makes His Debut



Soz to our .4% of heterosexual male readers for the man-flesh heaviness today, but we’re in one of those moods where only photos like this can help us survive the day. Everyone else, continue to stare at the photo. Haters, keep the “glad his face is covered” jokes for another day.

As everyone knows, Cristiano Ronaldo had his Real Madrid unveiling yesterday. It was a small, private affair with 80,000 of his closest friends and family.

We have yet to get confirmation on whether whatsherface attempted to scale a fence or break her restraining order so she could remain fresh in our hearts, minds and camera lenses.

Oh, no wait. She went. She posed with randoms in photographs. Apparently, she was also at his medical. Cristiano, you may have bitten off more than you can chew with this one, honey. Don’t think even H1N1 would be able to stop this chica.

Regardless, the spectacle in Madrid for Cristiano’s official presentation was both insane and impressive. We’re looking forward to seeing how C-Ron makes his place in Spain.
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