не понимаю по английском..

1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. необязательно, просто раскрепощаешься больше 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. не замечал такого 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. кто-нибудь ощущал себя человеком-невидимкой?) 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you. ага, бывает такое с людьми и это довольно забавно) 5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. да, дикция портится) 6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning. бывало и такое 7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area. хм... 8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba. конечно))) после вотки ты круче всех. и это круто) 9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. да, а ещё агрессивнее, бывает, становишься и воспринимаешь всё в штыки. 10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear. иногда наутро помнишь далеко не всё. 11. Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy. ну это лицам мужского пола не грозит) 12. Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants. ноу комментс.